Agent Penguin
Geoff Thomas
I f***ing love my club right now 
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Jesse Ellis Lingard
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Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
At an average 100k/wk that's 5.2m for a year.
f*** me that is a BARGAIN in this league. As good a gamble as we can take on a big name punt.
Even if it doesn't come off it's a sensible risk at this level. Wouldn't even buy you half a Carvalho
f*** me that is a BARGAIN in this league. As good a gamble as we can take on a big name punt.
Even if it doesn't come off it's a sensible risk at this level. Wouldn't even buy you half a Carvalho
BryanRoy22
Ian Bowyer
To be fair, I've seen people online talking about his personality, attitude, etc.
I think we've had this before with Djed Spence being labelled a troublemaker or not applying himself properly. Lewis Grabban had a bad rep too.
Cooper always finds a way with his man management skills and Jesse will be the life and soul of the dressing room. He'll be a fun character, which can only bring positive vibes. Also musn't forget he's won cups and has a lot of International caps. So he's not a waster. West Ham said he was the fittest player at the club when he arrived on loan and he hadn't been playing for Man United. Also did a workout video during lockdown to help people get fit. Easy to look at the negatives, but Cooper will embrace him and make him feel loved.
I think we've had this before with Djed Spence being labelled a troublemaker or not applying himself properly. Lewis Grabban had a bad rep too.
Cooper always finds a way with his man management skills and Jesse will be the life and soul of the dressing room. He'll be a fun character, which can only bring positive vibes. Also musn't forget he's won cups and has a lot of International caps. So he's not a waster. West Ham said he was the fittest player at the club when he arrived on loan and he hadn't been playing for Man United. Also did a workout video during lockdown to help people get fit. Easy to look at the negatives, but Cooper will embrace him and make him feel loved.
EmmersonForest4
Steve Chettle
You know when I wrote I just hope the club protect themselves in case we go down because of his wages well they have only given him a 1 year contract. That’s superb work and shows me even more this is now a really really smart shrewd ran football club. It’s only 10 mill in total and more proven then Gibbs white. So you can only say fair play.
Only thing is i can’t stand his social media presence it comes across so self indulgent and as an England he is not good enough for England but he’ll do for us.
COYR clever piece of business
Only thing is i can’t stand his social media presence it comes across so self indulgent and as an England he is not good enough for England but he’ll do for us.
COYR clever piece of business
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
He is literally dancing in the announcement video in EM's basement, what a beautiful sight to see
REDDERS78
Jack Armstrong
Jesus, this is unreal. How the club have managed to pull this off is incredible.
So nowhere near the reported 200k per week, on a one year deal, not 3. It literally does not get any better than that. Its virtually risk free.
Im off to knock one out.
So nowhere near the reported 200k per week, on a one year deal, not 3. It literally does not get any better than that. Its virtually risk free.
Im off to knock one out.
PynchonForest
John Robertson
Holy jumpin' bags of mashed potatoes!
Notcher
Stuart Pearce
You know we've reached different levels of signings when that's the announcement vid
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Rzar
Bob McKinlay
I posted earlier references from within the game and they were all positive. The only people that critique his character are people moaning about him dancing.
EmmersonForest4
Steve Chettle
I never got the feeling he is a trouble maker but he’s definetly so vain and I can’t stand that about him. If he performs shite his vainness will only irk.
Player-12
First Team Squad
It’s actually only 4-6m.
80k base, rising to 120k with bonuses.
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Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
HBB
Jack Burkitt
Bless you Emmerson you lovely grumpy ol' bugger
eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
Not sure what to say, I was a bit disappointed we missed out on Rothwell and was hopeful we'd get someone decent but didn't know if we had pulling power but Jesus H Christ I didn't think we'd ACTUALLY sign Lingard - is any of this bloody real?! If its a dream don't even think about waking me up
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EmmersonForest4
Steve Chettle
Harvey
Chrissy Cohen
They should've had him with a guitar shredding along to Ride the LightningI'd have preferred some Metallica myself, but I that's probably being greedy.
RedDogChris
RedDogChris
What a deal! Forest were already back but this sort of signing announces it to the whole world
HBB
Jack Burkitt
How deliciously bonkers that in looking for a replacement for the Man Utd youth midfielder we sign a Man Utd first team midfielder (who they've woefully under used)
MaxiRobriguez
Bob McKinlay
More to the point Lingard will have to adapt to the personalities of the players we currently have. If he wants to fit in and be the Joker of the room he's going to need to work hard and be humble too, because otherwise the other players will think he's a cock.
And you know what, Lingard will want to go to Qatar as well. Cooper will be telling him if he wants to go he'll need to knuckle down and give it his all because he's not going to get an automatic ticket on the plane because we are not Liverpool or Man City and that won't happen to him here.
Work hard, reap rewards. Both him and us.
Quntib Hollox
Jack Armstrong
I think our owners are more ambitious than we are. This summer is fantasy football for real
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
What have we done to deserve this past 6 months hahaha
Vikare
Viv Anderson
Really pleased ourselves. It all feels unreal.Really pleased for our fans who never saw the glory years. Haven’t seen such optimism and excitement since those days. Savour it
EmmersonForest4
Steve Chettle
Great signing but can’t stand that social media nonsense
Listen 'ere young man
Jack Burkitt
The disbelievers might even start to believe now.
I am referring to the Premier league crowd who think relegation is almost a given for every promoted team.
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I am referring to the Premier league crowd who think relegation is almost a given for every promoted team.
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Matt
Stuart Pearce
Interesting that Henderson has put #agentdeano on his instagram post. they must have had a chat!