HBB
Jack Burkitt
Keyes does look like a strategically shaved chimp its true ... honestly could barely see any skin through the topiary - at least he still had his trousers on.I was told that the hariest man alive is Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Somebody told me they saw him getting out of a pool on holiday and he looked like an otter climbing out of a river. He sat on a sun lounger and, half an hour later, he looked like a chimpanzee.
Bob Hoskins too, apparently.
I'm very, very dark haired and hairy myself and I can be a bit of a dickhead. Maybe it's a thing!
At least I think they were his trousers, I thought they were dark moleskin and suede shoes but now I'm not so sure.....