If they weren't Footballers.

[congo_red_49]

Sven Goran Eriksson - Gynaecologist
James Perch - Voice over artist (reknowned for doing the Pepparami adverts...)
David Prutton - Tramp

 

[DanR]

Ashley Cole - Dale Winton tribute act

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

Gerard Houiuiliileir - English Teacher, which was his first job btw

 

[Graham]

Dwight Yorke - roasting machine salesman.

 

[removed user]

Freddie Ljungburg = male model
David Beckham = male model
David James = male model
Jimmy Bullard = village idiot
Pierre Van Hooijdonk = coal miner

 

[BuckeyeRed]

Was going to put something about Lee Hughes and Jermaine Pennant being driving instructors but that would be out of line so I won't. :bottles:

 

[Anatoli]

Bobby Moore - Jewellery thief
Pele - Orange grove foreman
Eusebio - Christiano Ronaldo
Nobby Stiles - Vampire
Inigo Pipkins - Puppet Maker.

Post will make no sense at all to anyone under 40. Makes little sense to me and I wrote it.

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

Wes Brown - Tango Spokesman

Peter Beardsley - Advert model for love finding websites

Benitez. Token spanish coach driver 'I draave the coooach' (Lee Evans)

Billy Davies - drunk scottish midget in a club trying to kick off with everyone

Wes Morgan - 50 cent

 

[Bridgfordred79]

You can see Wesley being a Bouncer, all wired up with an earpiece.


Haha, surprised no one picked up that DanR

 

[Hoax]

Freddie Ljungburg = male model
David Beckham = male model
David James = male model
Jimmy Bullard = Professional Golfer
Pierre Van Hooijdonk = coal miner

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

ashley cole - floating around in michael barymores pool

 

[Flaggers]

One of my favourite Private Eye front covers of recent years was M. Barrymore's face.

Speech bubble from left says "How did he end up in your pool"

"Buggered if I know" was the speech bubble response....

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

 

[Tutts]

Freddie Eastwood: Gypsy living in a caravan.



Oh right....

 

[kezz]

Dele Adebola - Playing 'Chief' from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in the West End.

Hahaha, If you havn't seen this film people..

A) You f***ing should have,
B) Watch it for this if nothing else!

 

[Graham]

David Prutton - Mablethorpe caravan park attendant.

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

Paul Smith/Lee Camp - Pedigree dog breeders.

As they don't do crosses. :dry: