If they weren't Footballers.

[LoveAlfa]

If they were not in football, what would they do?

Arsene Wenger - French Teacher
Phill Brown - Owns a chain of sunbed shops
Nigel Clough - City Link driver
Robbie Savage - mechanic in a Vauxhall garage and drives a Calibra
Rafa Benetez - Drives a coach in Spain ferrying tourists to Rhonda and alike

What do you say?

 

[BadgerJim]

Steven Gerrard = Career Criminal

 

[yam]

Steven Gerrard = Career Criminal

Well he is a scouser....

 

[Graham]

Luke Chadwick - beauty salon.
Peter Beardsley - dentist.
John Robertson - salesman for Benson and Hedges.

 

[yam]

I remember Robbo's car back in 1976/77, I think it was an Austin Princess. It was a fair sea of nub ends and fag packets inside.

 

[Bridgfordred79]

If they were not in football, what would they do?

Arsene Wenger - French Teacher
Phill Brown - Owns a chain of sunbed shops
Nigel Clough - City Link driver
Robbie Savage - mechanic in a Vauxhall garage and drives a Calibra
Rafa Benetez - Drives a coach in Spain ferrying tourists to Rhonda and alike

What do you say?

Before Robbie Savage had his "talent" of running around like a headless chicken, he wanted to become a binman.

Or a dustman.

I read it is FourFourTwo a few years back.

 

[Jessica]

Joey Barton = Would probably be in Prison.

 

[Mitch92]

Joey Barton = Would probably be in Prison.

Defanitely be in prison

 

[clusternakker]

rooney-amateur boxer/thug
ferdinand-drug dealer
kewell-claiming incapacity benefit
ronaldo-barman somewhere on the algarve

 

[Loughborough_red]

Ashley Cole- Flight Attendant*




*Allegedly.

 

[Tutts]

Sammy Clingan - Crab Fisherman
Stuart Pearce - Electrician
Jamie Carragher - Labourer

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

Sammy Clingan - Crab Fisherman
Stuart Pearce - Electrician
Jamie Carragher - Labourer Career ****

Has anyone ever mentioned Jamie Carragher is a ****?

 

[Tutts]

Has anyone ever mentioned Jamie Carragher is a ****?

I'm suprised they haven't to be honest because he is.

A **** that is.

 

[sedgred]

I remember Robbo's car back in 1976/77, I think it was an Austin Princess. It was a fair sea of nub ends and fag packets inside.

I remember Robbo as the Landlord of the Old Greyhound at Aslockton, drank there a few times as well.

 

[Beasty]

Dele Adebola - Scary prison inmate

 

[Baronvon]

Robbie Savage - Playing for Derby.

 

[saunders:]]

Notts county strike-force - gang rapists

 

[Beasty]

They were like Doctor Evil and Mini-Me yesterday!

 

[PSR]

Dennis Wise:

A Model for Garden Gnomes.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Dele Adebola - Playing 'Chief' from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in the West End.
Jack Lester - Olympic gold medal in freestyle diving
Grant Holt - Shop window decorator
Arron Davies - Gypsy
Chris Gunter - ******
Gregor Robertson - Bullied by school children, currently in counselling.
Robert Earnshaw - Oompa Loompa.
David Prutton - Preacher
Stan Collymore - Park ranger
Aaron Mitchell - A ladder
Guy Moussi - Guy Moussi

 

[Eamonn]

Sammy Clingan - Crab Fisherman
Stuart Pearce - Electrician
Jamie Carragher - Unemployed

 

[Nick.]

Rio Ferdinand- Rapper
Wayne Rooney- Boxer
Guy Moussi- Bouncer
Wes Morgan- Wrestler
Michael Owen- Window Cleaner
Craig Westcarr- Paper boy

 

[Luke]

Paddy Kenny - Take away delivary driver.

 

[northy121]

Dele Adebola - Playing 'Chief' from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in the West End.
Jack Lester - Olympic gold medal in freestyle diving
Grant Holt - Shop window decorator
Arron Davies - Gypsy
[chris gunter - ****** please elaborate as to why]
Gregor Robertson - Bullied by school children, currently in counselling.
Robert Earnshaw - Oompa Loompa.
David Prutton - Preacher
Stan Collymore - Park ranger
Aaron Mitchell - A ladder
Guy Moussi - Guy Moussi

 

[trickytree79]

If they weren't footballers eh?

Peter Crouch - Virgin