Forest Haiku Thread

[Senior Flange Technician]

Some people's Haiku's
don't follow the rules at all
are you quite stupid?

 

[puds1970]

F##k Matt Mills.
Jamie Carragher's a c##t.
That is all.

 

[Brolin]

It is what it is
Have you seen our injuries?
We are where we are

 

[Randy Eid]

Djamal Abdoun said
I do not have a big head
I live in a shed

That's a proper poem, it rhymes and everything.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Djamal Abdoun said
I do not have a big head
I live in a shed

That's a proper poem, it rhymes and everything.

A poem that rhymes
with barely veiled contempt
bandwagon jumper

 

[MrYeags]

Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora! Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
Oh bollox ,
Thought you said Haka !

 

[winnits]

Adore Kia-Ora
It's too orangey for crows
But dogs quite like it

 

[Rhods]

Billy Davies' catchphrase
Means nothing but I suppose
It is what it is

 

[Beerest]

 

[Project Zeus]

Midlands' North Korea
March to our tune, or risk being
Eaten by the dogs

 

[Captain Sinister]

Venue Bramhall Lane.
Billy names a strong team for
F A Cup success.

 

[rogerthecat]

kevin is a Ram
A dirty infiltrator
Makes me laugh though

 

[peterollingin]

It is what it is
Is all everyone can say
It is what it is

I think we're well placed
with so many injuries
play-offs are a cert

 

[peterollingin]

What would you prefer..
No Moussi, No Paterson?
or No Reid, No Fox?

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

A fox in the box
Is worth a cox in the bush
let us get balls deep

 

[Kjetil Osvold's Cat]

Dan Harding, Matt Derbyshire endorse
Campiagn for no criticism of individual players
Captain Sinister key to promotion

Meanwhile Jamie can dribble and score
We all agree Paterson's better than Messi
Soon better than Pele too?

 

[Kjetil Osvold's Cat]

Billy plays Raddy and Reid
Forest score 3 and back on track
Moussi and Jara can rotate?

Meanwhile Jamie can dribble and score
Place in all-time Forest XI opens up?
And third star for Fawaz?

 

[Captain Sinister]

Dan Harding, Matt Derbyshire endorse
Campiagn for no criticism of individual players
Captain Sinister key to promotion

Meanwhile Jamie can dribble and score
We all agree Paterson's better than Messi
Soon better than Pele too?

Something has gone awry with your Haiku structure:
3 lines
5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Of course we could always start the Forest Blank Verse Thread, where everything had to be written in Iambic Pentameter, with rhyming couplets

 

[Kjetil Osvold's Cat]

Something has gone awry with your Haiku structure:
3 lines
5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Of course we could always start the Forest Blank Verse Thread, where everything had to be written in Iambic Pentameter, with rhyming couplets

Damn sorry - went 5 words, 7 words, 5 words instead.

Your tribute is wrong
I can't believe what I've done
Oh well Forest won

 

[Kjetil Osvold's Cat]

Pato for England
I am doing this one right
Forest are magic

 

[IJPS]

Oh-my-ci-ty-ground
mist-roll-ing-in-from-the-trent
des-ire-here-for-ever

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Hear?

 

[Jah]

one two three four five
once i caught a fish alive
the next line dont fit

 

[Captain Sinister]

one two three four five
once i caught a fish alive
the next line dont fit

You could have stopped at "go" and excluded the again.

 

[IJPS]

Hear?

Typo... will changezxcvb