Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

Rzar

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
The whole forum seemed to have lost the plot. League One football finally sending them mad.

Gypsy curses & Nazi concentration camp guards getting a special mention, all on a Friday morning.

I agree though it's baffling Pearce is still in the job, that is pure Stockholm Syndrome stuff even defending him. Would be like us keeping Hassan (that Fawaz lackey) when EM took over.

I think there are loads of red flags on Clowes' judgement. They keep saying we should trust Clowes but it's clear he has little expertise on how to operate a football club to be given the trust.
 
Bonfy177

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Derby fans forum ? …lI’m going in 🤔
 
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Rzar said:
The whole forum seemed to have lost the plot. League One football finally sending them mad.

Gypsy curses & Nazi concentration camp guards getting a special mention, all on a Friday morning.

I agree though it's baffling Pearce is still in the job, that is pure Stockholm Syndrome stuff even defending him. Would be like us keeping Hassan (that Fawaz lackey) when EM took over.

I think there are loads of red flags on Clowes' judgement. They keep saying we should trust Clowes but it's clear he has little expertise on how to operate a football club to be given the trust.
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Just got back from the Toyota showroom next door to Pride Park.

I just happened to top up The Curse. 😁
 
Redemption

Redemption

Agenda Benda
I listen to a lot of football podcasts, and this week many seem to be considering the future of Luton.

When they do so they're 💯 going to mention Derby's record breaking season.

So people who didn't know, are now getting to hear that 11pts story.

Also, a lot of those podcasts are mentioning Swindon's season - shipped 100 goals - but always mention that Derby's points haul was lower.

History! HAHA
 
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Bonfy177

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
I was that bored earlier I thought I’d sit down and try and pick my all time favourite Derby XI

After mulling it over and going through all of my options it was easier than I thought.

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sammy the snake

sammy the snake

Jack Armstrong
Rockabilly said:
Just got back from the Toyota showroom next door to Pride Park.

I just happened to top up The Curse. 😁
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Hey I don’t recall if I’ve ever shared this but…

When that shit stadium was being built, a certain company that will forever remain nameless ensured a permanent marker in their infrastructure that they’re infact, sheepshagging bastards.. with a massive NFFC next to it.

It can never be removed lol
 
eyupmeduck

eyupmeduck

Geoff Thomas
Bonfy177 said:
I was that bored earlier I thought I’d sit down and try and pick my all time favourite D***y XI

After mulling it over and going through all of my options it was easier than I thought.

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That Bottom 5 is of a far higher standard than the current Premier league though, Reading had Dave Kitson up front, Birmingham had Forsell and Derby had Kenneth Miller all of whom are 1000 times better than Haaland, Salah and Awoniyi.

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GOBIAS

GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
Redemption said:
I listen to a lot of football podcasts, and this week many seem to be considering the future of Luton.

When they do so they're 💯 going to mention D***y's record breaking season.

So people who didn't know, are now getting to hear that 11pts story.

Also, a lot of those podcasts are mentioning Swindon's season - shipped 100 goals - but always mention that D***y's points haul was lower.

History! HAHA
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Swindon was 100 goals over 42 games as opposed to 89 in 38 which is roughly the same.

Also Swindon scored 47 as opposed to derby who scored 20, TWENTY FFS. 20 points is laughable never mind 20 goals.
 
Eddie Yates

Eddie Yates

Steve Chettle
Redemption said:
I listen to a lot of football podcasts, and this week many seem to be considering the future of Luton.

When they do so they're 💯 going to mention D***y's record breaking season.

So people who didn't know, are now getting to hear that 11pts story.

Also, a lot of those podcasts are mentioning Swindon's season - shipped 100 goals - but always mention that D***y's points haul was lower.

History! HAHA
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I think Lewtan will make a decent fight of it, they'll certainly piss the 11 point mark & probably by January
 
Bonfy177

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Morning lurkers, so international break is over and your players will be heading back, hope all two of em return fit and well as you’ve got ya hands full today,

Pompey at home eh? What ya hoping for ? Narrow home defeat and a few songs about the EFL?

Anyway I’m trying to tie up a deal wi Tena men for match day pads cause I find I piss me sen when you concede, start the bounce, sing songs about being wronged and turn on the management team.

Yappy and SpeakerBlinder as Kojak used ta say “ya a pair of nobbers, but ya my nobbers“ see you around 14+55GMT where myself and Rocka Davies will be reporting live from the Loud End.
 
REDDERS78

REDDERS78

Jack Armstrong
Just been over to hillbilly forums.com for a laugh.

The mood has certainly changed from this time last season. Whats happened in 12 months to change such views? I'll try to explain.

HMS piss the league left the dock, waved off by adoring families. In pursuit of far and distant targets, they were down, but not out. Patched up with blu tac and cellotape, they set sail with high hopes. Their main target (HMS 2 European cups) was far far away but under attack from other enemies. If only they could get close enough to launch an attack themselves. All they needed was to fight a few blokes in dingies with catapults along the way and hope the their target had retreated into seas they were approaching. Their enemy was far more successful and had vastly superior artillery, but they were to meet them head on.

All was good, a new era was imminent, the sailors on the loud section of the deck fist pumped those waving on the shore. News of their target sustaining damage encouraged them greatly. Suddenly loud gasps sounded out from the shore. A terribly deformed young man with a basin hair cut had pointed out that the blu tac and cellotape was falling off and water was leaking into the ship, only 100 yards from the shore. How could they possibly have hoped to travel thousands of miles?

As the sailers jumped ship and swam to shore they watched as the stricken wooden boat hit the sea bed, and fall to pieces. A blu tac and cellotape blanket all that remain for those wiping tears away to see. News poured in that their enemy had fought back and won many battles against bigger enemies, they had strengthened to levels that could only be defeated in the dreams of those that set sail. Now even further away than before.

Today, after serious financial investment HMS piss the league sets sail again, a new era is imminent!

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Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Bonfy177 said:
Morning lurkers, so international break is over and your players will be heading back, hope all two of em return fit and well as you’ve got ya hands full today,

Pompey at home eh? What ya hoping for ? Narrow home defeat and a few songs about the EFL?

Anyway I’m trying to tie up a deal wi Tena men for match day pads cause I find I piss me sen when you concede, start the bounce, sing songs about being wronged and turn on the management team.

Yappy and SpeakerBlinder as Kojak used ta say “ya a pair of nobbers, but ya my nobbers“ see you around 14+55GMT where myself and Rocka Davies will be reporting live from the Loud End.
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Morning Bonfy Motson... see yers later on the gantry above the loud end. 👍
 
Bonfy177

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
REDDERS78 said:
Just been over to hillbilly forums.com for a laugh.

The mood has certainly changed from this time last season. Whats happened in 12 months to change such views? I'll try to explain.

HMS piss the league left the dock, waved off by adoring families. In pursuit of far and distant targets, they were down, but not out. Patched up with blu tac and cellotape, they set sail with high hopes. Their main target (HMS 2 European cups) was far far away but under attack from other enemies. If only they could get close enough to launch an attack themselves. All they needed was to fight a few blokes in dingies with catapults along the way and hope the their target had retreated into seas they were approaching. Their enemy was far more successful and had vastly superior artillery, but they were to meet them head on.

All was good, a new era was imminent, the sailors on the loud section of the deck fist pumped those waving on the shore. News of their target sustaining damage encouraged them greatly. Suddenly loud gasps sounded out from the shore. A terribly deformed young man with a basin hair cut had pointed out that the blu tac and cellotape was falling off and water was leaking into the ship, only 100 yards from the shore. How could they possibly have hoped to travel thousands of miles?

As the sailers jumped ship and swam to shore they watched as the stricken wooden boat hit the sea bed, and fall to pieces. A blu tac and cellotape blanket all that remain for those wiping tears away to see. News poured in that their enemy had fought back and won many battles against bigger enemies, they had strengthened to levels that could only be defeated in the dreams of those that set sail. Now even further away than before.

Today, after serious financial investment HMS piss the league sets sail again, a new era is imminent!

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