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Clueless person wants to take his kid to the West Ham match

eyupmiduck

eyupmiduck

A. Trialist
PynchonForest said:
Also, roughing up/ robbing someone with tickets is an option. As you are American, you must have a gun, yes yes? If you can smuggle it through those machines at teh airport, that would greatly increase your chances of nefariously obtaining tickets.
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I spent my first 18 years in Newark-On-Trent so I know a few "self defence" measures.
 
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trentside69

Viv Anderson
eyupmiduck said:
Thank you everyone. I can afford the gamble on the My Forest membership so I will start there. Also, I will research into my local supporters club. Newark in case anyone cares. Fingers crossed this works out. We live in California and my son gets up as early as 4am on Saturdays for the TV coverage and it means a lot to me that he got behind Forest.
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If your son in America gets up at 4 to watch forest I can guarantee you someone in Nottingham will get him a ticket for a forest match and I would personally give him my own because he deserves it.
If you are willing/able to pay over the odds you will not have any issues getting tickets for any game.
 
eyupmiduck

eyupmiduck

A. Trialist
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
 
chaospunx

chaospunx

Geoff Thomas
eyupmiduck said:
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
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Great news enjoy mate
 
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WallyBazoom

Yoth Team
eyupmiduck said:
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
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I'm glad you got tickets for you and your lad and hope you both enjoy the match.

Will you be taking him to Hooters?
 
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
eyupmiduck said:
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
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Nice one pal hope your lad enjoys the game. 🍻

YOU REDS!!!!!
 
Flaggers

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
eyupmiduck said:
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
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Excellent! Where in the ground are you sitting?
 
Statto

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
WallyBazoom said:
I'm glad you got tickets for you and your lad and hope you both enjoy the match.

Will you be taking him to Hooters?
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Haha nice one, but to be fair we don't know how old his kid is lol.
 
Master Yates

Master Yates

John Robertson
eyupmiduck said:
Hello everyone. Thank you again for all your advice. I got up at 1:55am local time and was ready for tickets at 2:00am (10am your time). Managed to get two. Can't wait to let my son know tomorrow. I had a dry run last week with the Newcastle tickets to see how hard this would be, so I knew they only chance was to be there at 2am on the dot.
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Well done mate


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Statto

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
eyupmiduck said:
He's about to turn 12 and would find Hooter's amusing. His Mum and Grandma would find it less than amusing.
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Sounds about right, but he might be a bit too young for it...
 
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WallyBazoom

Yoth Team
eyupmiduck said:
He's about to turn 12 and would find Hooter's amusing. His Mum and Grandma would find it less than amusing.
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Aye, he's bit young for all those boobs, hotpants and ribs if all he'll do is laugh at 'um.

Best gerrim a big foam hand and teach him the words to Mulligans Tyres, quick, or ez'll not want to gerrimsen off on the flight 'om. California?

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Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
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