Lefkasman
Ian Bowyer
Seeing as we have MOK maybe the sheepies could adopt this.
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Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)
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eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
I've noticed Darren Ambrose popping up with some ludicrous statements as well on there, for example, the next top top job that crops up will be Pochettino....... or Rooney.
I think you have to be fully fluent in talking crap to get a slot in there.
I'm surprised Trevor didn't go to town on our Greek owner for their history of inventing civilisation and medicine.
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DanR
Steve Chettle
Forest cheated their way to promotion because the Greeks invented medicine.
Jeez Darren Ambrose, that's a hell of a random ex-football to have on the radio
I always liked Sinclair as a player. It's funny he made that point because I bet he'd be offended if someone was criticising a country that mistreated black people currently and someone said "yeah but this country mistreated a different race in the past too"
Barry
Where's me hammer?
I worked with a lad who banged on about talkshite years back and told me as a sports fan to listen to it.
It was the day after Henry handled the ball against Ireland.
At the time there was a big Snooker tournament on where Ronnie had scrapped through, could have been the masters and England were getting battered at cricket somewhere abroad i think.
Anyway so my first introduction to Talkshite was some fat cockney asking callers to call in to discuss, Ronnie quitting snooker immediately because he went for a blue that he was never gonna pot and didnt, ( think he jawed it) Henry should quit football immediately because hes a cheat and i think it was (Sir) Alister cook should quit cricket because he is clearly past it.
I sat there thinking this madness aint for me.
It was the day after Henry handled the ball against Ireland.
At the time there was a big Snooker tournament on where Ronnie had scrapped through, could have been the masters and England were getting battered at cricket somewhere abroad i think.
Anyway so my first introduction to Talkshite was some fat cockney asking callers to call in to discuss, Ronnie quitting snooker immediately because he went for a blue that he was never gonna pot and didnt, ( think he jawed it) Henry should quit football immediately because hes a cheat and i think it was (Sir) Alister cook should quit cricket because he is clearly past it.
I sat there thinking this madness aint for me.
MansfieldRed
Grenville Morris
I don't know if it has been posted, but the first round of the Carabao Cup is Mansfield Town vs Derby County. So that's twice they will play each other, both at Stags.
Trents
John Robertson
Mansfield win is 2/1 on Bet365
GOBIAS
Ian Bowyer
It really is cockney football bantz for total morons. All the presenters are morons, all the listeners and people who phone in are cockney morons.
As someone who has watched (and being obsessed) by football for 35 years you only have to talk to another person about football for about 2 mins before you can tell if they are a genuine football man or if they are a talk sport bantz football fan.
Col
Has he singed yet?
I tend to avoid any sort of footie phone-ins as they always seem to attract the worst kind of morons. Matchtalk in particular was always a bit of a chore.
Redemption
Agenda Benda
Where's Brynn when you need someone to defend TalkSport?
GOBIAS
Ian Bowyer
Probably busy writing fan letters to Jamie O’hara and Ray Parlour
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
Anyway…back to Derby, some of their fans a seem to be catching the slightest vapours…
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Huxley
John Robertson
Supporters?
He means flags doesn’t he?
He means flags doesn’t he?
He means those weirdos who go dressed as empty seats.
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
Can you remember when they used to do the phone-ins post match on RN.
People would call it and describe something totally different to what you just watched for 90 mins, then they would say something like "great commentary of the game Colin, really enjoyed it" and then it makes sense.
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
In fairness, he didn't quantify - and those two weird homeless blokes who are at every home games because they wandered through the wrong door one day and couldn't find their way out again, subsisting on a diet of condensation, licked from the seats when the temperature changes, and urinal cakes and huddling under Chris Kirchener's discarded club coat for warmth when the nights get cold, technically count as 'supporters'.
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Homer is a Red
First Team Squad
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Trents
John Robertson
Tick tock, are they starting to flap yet?
Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
Anyway…back to Derby, some of their fans a seem to be catching the slightest vapours…
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They're gonna be so far behind everyone else that they'll probably be rock bottom again by the end of October.
Last year they had they cushion of low expectations and "fight to the end" to buffer them. Now the pressure is on, they're really gonna feel it.
Barry
Where's me hammer?
Totally agree, "Our next caller is Ray a Liverpool fan from Enfield...." you just know Ray is full of shit before Ray has mouthed a word. Maybe its just me but i prefer to have a conversation or listen to what Steve a Birmingham fan from Aston or Jim a Newcastle fan from Jesmond has to say over a twat like Ray.
GOBIAS
Ian Bowyer
As much as I get irritated a bit by sky coverage they will at least have dedicated championship pundits, co commentators and get on guest pundits who know their clubs. You get the impression they have enough about them to actually be interested about the teams they are talking about to an extent.
Same on quest to be honest. Some pundits better than others but they actually seem to give a shit.
Talk sport you won’t get anything more from a presenter than some generic bollocks everyone knows about a club, or one of the presenters will literally be saying provocative stuff to get Ray the moron Liverpool fan from Enfield to bite and ring up to spout even more baseless, generic shite
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I think Wikipedia needs updating...surely they don't actually have 19 players?
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Derby County F.C. - Wikipedia
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Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Possibly not I’m not going to reveal my source but along with Hourihane, Barkhuizen, and Chester Derby are considering moves for Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and GrubWhat absolute one sided drivel!!!
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congo_red_49
Ale Ape
They're on fire. Good to see their hopes haven't been extinguished.