TucsonHooligan
Rice XXV
Apparently, Tucson has a semi-pro soccer team called F.C. Tucson. Just started this season Long story short, I just found out they'll be playing the New York Red Bulls (stupidest f'ing name ever) Saturday night at the local baseball stadium. Thierry Henry, that former Arsenal wanker and World Cup qualifying cheat, will be here, at a park around the corner from my house.
I suppose I could wax philosophic on the finer points of soccer coming to my fair city, and express my hopes for the growth of football culture in the community, providing a base for an expansion of a semi-pro team into a viable competitor on a national stage, but we'll save that intelligent discussion for a later date.
Today, I need some vitriolic, hateful anti-Henry chants. I'm gonna get smashed then go taunt that hand-ball-into-goal-into-World-Cup-ahead-of-Ireland f***er! Think you can come to the AZ and nobody will know who you are? Think again pretty boy!
So lemme have it! Original chants or well-established classics, I'll take em all. The less big words the better, since I'll be hammered, and please none sung to the tune of traditional English ballads, as I don't know any of those outside of our National Anthem. Also, nothing by Wings. Fuckin McCartney.
I suppose I could wax philosophic on the finer points of soccer coming to my fair city, and express my hopes for the growth of football culture in the community, providing a base for an expansion of a semi-pro team into a viable competitor on a national stage, but we'll save that intelligent discussion for a later date.
Today, I need some vitriolic, hateful anti-Henry chants. I'm gonna get smashed then go taunt that hand-ball-into-goal-into-World-Cup-ahead-of-Ireland f***er! Think you can come to the AZ and nobody will know who you are? Think again pretty boy!
So lemme have it! Original chants or well-established classics, I'll take em all. The less big words the better, since I'll be hammered, and please none sung to the tune of traditional English ballads, as I don't know any of those outside of our National Anthem. Also, nothing by Wings. Fuckin McCartney.