Wes's 40 winks !

[Raymondo Ponte']

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/E...tory-18755439-detail/story.html#axzz2QpdDPNGV

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

A likely story

 

[Huxley]

According to this version Wes "had a collision with himself". Is that even possible? Perhaps a euphemism?

 

[Harry - LCFC]

According to this version Wes "had a collision with himself". Is that even possible? Perhaps a euphemism?

Anything is possible when you're Wes Morgan. If he wants to collide with himself then that's what he'll do.

 

[Masuka]

Anything is possible when you're Wes Morgan. If he wants to collide with himself then that's what he'll do.

The same player who you lot thought was a slaw donkey, before he signed for you??

 

[Psycho's Dragon]

You'll never impeach Wes Morgan!

 

[Alexandro Garibaldi]

According to this version Wes "had a collision with himself". Is that even possible? Perhaps a euphemism?

Wes Morgan colliding with himself would be the irresistible force meets an immovable object paradox in practice and would result in the universe imploding, so it probably didn't happen...

 

[incapable hulk]

Wes Morgan colliding with himself would be the irresistible force meets an immovable object

Channeling the spirit of Gorilla Monsoon!

 

[Gingers Across the Midfield]

Wes would create a black hole if he collided with himself though..

 

[Your Dad's Ashamed Of You]

According to this version Wes "had a collision with himself". Is that even possible? Perhaps a euphemism?

Isn't that a euphemism for, erm, strangling Kojak?

 

[puds1970]

Thank god for that.
I thought I'd misread the title of the thread and Wes was aiming to get in the Guinness book of records for masturbating consecutively.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Ex-Fo...lling-asleep/story-19493940-detail/story.html

 

[Army]

I didnt think i would find this amusing but i did, am i really that bitter?

 

[Tutts]

So, with the 5 points for this and the 6 he already had, Wes now has more points than a Derby Premiership team.

 

[tomasj]

Wes Morgan colliding with himself would be the irresistible force meets an immovable object paradox in practice and would result in the universe imploding, so it probably didn't happen...

Now that made me laugh.

 

[William.]

So, with the 5 points for this and the 6 he already had, Wes now has more points than a Derby Premiership team.

Haha brilliant!

 

[winnits]

So, with the 5 points for this and the 6 he already had, Wes now has more points than a Derby Premiership team.

Didn't they finish with eleven points?

I thought you worked with numbers!

 

[Tutts]

Didn't they finish with eleven points?

I thought you worked with numbers!

I have no idea! I was trying to remember what Flagmans' photoshopped plane picture said!

 

[winnits]