We need a hero.

[Senior Flange Technician]

 

[IanStoreyMoore]

OH NO WE DON'T !!!!

 

[Fallon]

Take your pick.

 

[Shipstones Pye Eater]

 

[Shipstones Pye Eater]

 

[TheDudeII]

 

[Shipstones Pye Eater]

 

[TheDudeII]

 

[Shipstones Pye Eater]

 

[Fallon]

Both sides are so cringeworthy and embarrassing in that 'fight'.

 

[Kieran]

Heroes in a half shell.....TURTLE POWER!

 

[Strummer]

BALL CUPPING.

 

[Collymore!]

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Where have all the good men gone,
Where are all the SODs?
Where's the street-skilled Socrates?
To give us shortened odds?
Isn't there a wee dwarf, hung like a fiery steed,
Late at night I toss and I turn coz Nigel had him kneed,

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be small
And he's gotta bite back,
And he's gotta spank Jackson's backside

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta win soon,
Coz only straight wins will suffice
Coz the press are not nice.

Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Sometime after Arthur,
In my wildest fantasy (football team),
Somewhere within Darlow's reach,
There's someone still advising me,
Recomending Leadbitter, rising past 5 feet,
It's gonna take the terrier who pissed off David Pleat.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
Cup Chris Cohen's balls,
Stand 5'6" tall,
Dexter Blackstock stop being offside!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's the Forest cure,
Got us begging for more,
Fuel our tricky flames with your pride!

I need a Davies,..............


Up where the Trent meets the city above,
Out with the slags in Rock City,
I can swear there's someone starting Guy Moussi

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the Trent when it floods
I can feel his Forest fire in my blood........

And it burns, and it burn........

Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


I need a Davies,..............

 

[Strummer]

Where have all the good men gone,
Where are all the SODs?
Where's the street-skilled Socrates?
To give us shortened odds?
Isn't there a wee dwarf, hung like a fiery steed,
Late at night I toss and I turn coz Nigel had him kneed,

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be small
And he's gotta bite back,
And he's gotta spank Jackson's backside

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta win soon,
Coz only straight wins will suffice
Coz the press are not nice.

Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Sometime after Arthur,
In my wildest fantasy (football league),
Somewhere within Darlow's reach,
There's someone still advising me,
Recomending Leadbitter, rising to 5 feet,
It's gonna take the terrier who pissed off David Pleat.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
Cup Chris Cohen's balls,
Stand 5'6" tall,
Dexter Blackstock stop being offside!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's the Forest cure,
Got us begging for more,
Fuel our tricky flames with your pride!

I need a Davies,..............


Up where the Trent meets the city above,
Out with the slags in Rock City,
I can swear there's someone starting Guy Moussi

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the Trent when it floods
I can feel his Forest fire in my blood........

And it burns, and it burn........

Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


I need a Davies,..............

This is frankly the best post of the year.

LTLF Gold!

 

[Barry]

Where have all the good men gone,
Where are all the SODs?
Where's the street-skilled Socrates?
To give us shortened odds?
Isn't there a wee dwarf, hung like a fiery steed,
Late at night I toss and I turn coz Nigel had him kneed,

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be small
And he's gotta bite back,
And he's gotta spank Jackson's backside

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta win soon,
Coz only straight wins will suffice
Coz the press are not nice.

Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Sometime after Arthur,
In my wildest fantasy (football league),
Somewhere within Darlow's reach,
There's someone still advising me,
Recomending Leadbitter, rising to 5 feet,
It's gonna take the terrier who pissed off David Pleat.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
Cup Chris Cohen's balls,
Stand 5'6" tall,
Dexter Blackstock stop being offside!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's the Forest cure,
Got us begging for more,
Fuel our tricky flames with your pride!

I need a Davies,..............


Up where the Trent meets the city above,
Out with the slags in Rock City,
I can swear there's someone starting Guy Moussi

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the Trent when it floods
I can feel his Forest fire in my blood........

And it burns, and it burn........

Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


I need a Davies,..............

Quality..... Can't help hoping this is your ringtone

 

[Strummer]

You just know it will be.

 

[Gingers Across the Midfield]

This is frankly the best post of the year.

LTLF Gold!

This.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

:cheers:

Quality..... Can't help hoping this is your ringtone

A pic of Billy's comes up when it rings too :wink:

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Superb Alf ! :tophat:

 

[BloodyHell]

You'll HAVE to teach Jim those lyrics in time for your next gig now, Alf.

 

[tropix]

Alf... take a bow son

 

[Trickie Trees]

Nice one Alfredo.

 

[sedgred]

Brilliant, even got me thinking the mans not that bad !

 

[Rockabilly]

Where have all the good men gone,
Where are all the SODs?
Where's the street-skilled Socrates?
To give us shortened odds?
Isn't there a wee dwarf, hung like a fiery steed,
Late at night I toss and I turn coz Nigel had him kneed,

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be small
And he's gotta bite back,
And he's gotta spank Jackson's backside

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta win soon,
Coz only straight wins will suffice
Coz the press are not nice.

Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!! Two....two.....nil!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Sometime after Arthur,
In my wildest fantasy (football league),
Somewhere within Darlow's reach,
There's someone still advising me,
Recomending Leadbitter, rising to 5 feet,
It's gonna take the terrier who pissed off David Pleat.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
Cup Chris Cohen's balls,
Stand 5'6" tall,
Dexter Blackstock stop being offside!

I need a Davies,
I'm holding out for a Davies coming back with Jim Price,
He's the Forest cure,
Got us begging for more,
Fuel our tricky flames with your pride!

I need a Davies,..............


Up where the Trent meets the city above,
Out with the slags in Rock City,
I can swear there's someone starting Guy Moussi

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the Trent when it floods
I can feel his Forest fire in my blood........

And it burns, and it burn........

Ahhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


I need a Davies,..............

you sir are a genius, not only is it very clever, I had tears of laughter streaming down my face.

:cheers: