Harvey
Chrissy Cohen
It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer joins the Stonecutters but they all get fed up with him so they all go and form a different, "No Homers!" clubAt this stage it seems clear that EM is not going to have someone just burn down the f***ing boat club.
So I suggest he starts a new boat club, somewhere further down the river, and offers free membership, free boats, free oars, free beer and free whatever else posho rowing people like.