The James Maddison Hair Island Prediction Thread (Sponsored by Schteve McClaren)

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Maddison's forr'ed seems to get bigger every time I see it. In fact he's very much seems to be infected with the same case of "Hairuss Receduss" which Schteve McClown was to me.

But where does he go from here? Vote away!!

 

[Flaggers]

I'm just imagining what would happen had Stuart Pearce been on the field for Forest yesterday

 

[Strummer]

I'm just imagining what would happen had Stuart Pearce been on the field for Forest yesterday

I miss the days of Kenneth Burns and Larry Lloyd. They’d have kicked f*** out of Maddison.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

I'm just imagining what would happen had Stuart Pearce been on the field for Forest yesterday

He'd have given exactly the same back to Maddison and got sent off for it.

 

[Rockabilly]

I miss the days of Kenneth Burns and Larry Lloyd. They’d have kicked f*** out of Maddison.

Not 'arf!

 

[Erik]

I miss the days of Kenneth Burns and Larry Lloyd. They’d have kicked f*** out of Maddison.

They wouldn't.

He's a coward. He'd have feigned an injury to either not play or get substituted.

 

[Erik]

Also. Alf - Can't you do the Photoshop with a turd on the little shits head?

Far more appropriate.

 

[Strummer]

They wouldn't.

He's a coward. He'd have feigned an injury to either not play or get substituted.

Or like Kevin Keegan, ran off and hid at left back.

 

[Bonfy177]

Also. Alf - Can't you do the Photoshop with a turd on the little shits head?

Far more appropriate.

There’s not just Alf that’s good at IT stuff, just saying

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Also. Alf - Can't you do the Photoshop with a turd on the little shits head?

Far more appropriate.

You're on form today mate ....

Maddisons Hair "Island"...

 

[Quntib Hollox]

Pre season trip to Turkey for a thatch job on the cards.

 

[Rockabilly]

You're on form today mate ....

Maddisons Hair "Island"...

 

[Barry]

You're on form today mate ....

Maddisons Hair "Island"...

Needs a floppy dildo in that dart hand

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[Rockabilly]

Needs a floppy dildo in that dart hand

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A double ender?!?!

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Needs a floppy dildo in that dart hand

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[Strummer]

 

[Barry]

Seamless

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[Rockabilly]

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[Grenville 1898]

I'm just imagining what would happen had Stuart Pearce been on the field for Forest yesterday

I'd imagine that he'd be walking down the players tunnel on his way back to the dressing room after a red card, but with a big smile on his face as Maddison is being stretchered off the field in agony.

 

[Strummer]

I'd imagine that he'd be walking down the players tunnel on his way back to the dressing room after a red card, but with a big smile on his face as Maddison is being stretchered off the field in agony scraped off the pitch and shovelled into a bucket

More likely.

 

[Farmer Jack]

You're on form today mate ....

Maddisons Hair "Island"...

I like that it looks a bit like it's shaped like genitalia, and he looks like he's about to wank it off...

Edit: Beaten to it by Alf and Strum (sort of).

 

[Farmer Jack]

Anyways, besides that, I can't contribute to the craic, having a receding hairline myself

 

[Strummer]

Anyways, besides that, I can't contribute to the craic, having a receding hairline myself

Just get the razor out and go all „Mitchell Brothers“.

You‘ll look as hard as f***, and women will throw themselves at your feet *







* lies

 

[Rockabilly]

Just get the razor out and go all „Mitchell Brothers“.

You‘ll look as hard as f***, and women will throw themselves at your feet *







* lies

 

[Farmer Jack]

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Is it the 'women throwing themselves at your feet' or the 'lies' bit that's bollocks? ...