The Billy Davies Post-Match Drinking Game

[Col]

We all know Billy has his list of stock phrases that he tells Chippers after the game - 'advise,' 'recommend', 'given the board a list' etc etc...

Listening to Billy's post match interview in the Globe yesterday, someone brought up the idea of a drinking game based on what he says & when. Any idea on the rules?

'Advise and recommend' - 1 shot

'We've signed a left back' - 5 pints

lol

 

[Dawg]

If Billy Davies says "Billy Davies" - Neck your drink

 

[Al LeftLion]

Square pegs = 4 fingers

 

[winnits]

"You're a bad man"

 

[PSR]

"I've got to tell you this"

 

[Harrison]

"Young players"

 

[WeAreNottingham]

- whenever billy refers to himself in 3rd person:- 1 shot of beer
- whenever he mentions the other teams 'premiership players' or 'premiership experience':- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Whenever he does his truffle shuffle when getting asked or answering a question:- You must be drinking
- 'these young players':- 3 shots of beer.
- 'advise and recommend' :- 1 shot of Jager
- whenever you hear the blues and twos in the background :- 1 shot of Whisky
- 'we'll see what happens in the coming weeks':- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- any reference to the transfer panel:- 3 shots of beer
- Square pegs round holes :- 2 shots of beer
- we sign a left back:- finish your pint

 

[Strummer]

"we've signed a left back" - finish your drink and buy everyone in the pub a round!!

 

[Zeus]

"We've signed a left back."...................... Naked Conga.


What??

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

"I only shagged Tommy once" - inject yourself with Heroin.

 

[uNco]

We` ve signed a left back = Shot of all the optics

 

[T.B.T.]

"I always knew I'd get Forest promoted to the Premiership"

Run around naked. :hey:

 

[donny]

"I always knew I'd get Forest promoted to the Premiership"

Run around naked. :hey:

That will only work for some of us :hey:

 

[chib-e]

"I only shagged Tommy once" - inject yourself with Heroin.

Lol!!

 

[Waggy the Red]

Transfer acquisitions panel - 4 fingers

 

[earthworm]

"Like I said before" - 3 gulps.
"Wour" (Glaswegian plural our) - 4 gulps.
If he dodges a question about the signing of a named player - 2 gulps

 

[jtunne]

"early days" two fingers

"they made it very difficult for us" three fingers

"eebee, skeeby, leeby deeby do do (or other Scottish waffling)" must be drinking throughout

 

[Beasty]

"Chanceees"
"Delighteeed"

- Two fingers

Referring to players as plural (mcgugans mckennas) - shot of vodka


Signing of left back or Darren Pratley - To hubble for a ninja death pint!

 

[Flaggers]

Don't forget - we need to come up with the complete MatchTalk phoney-phone-in-Names gazetteer as well...

Carl from Carlton
Arnie from Arnold
Bill from Bilsthorpe
Col from Colwick

etc etc etc... Fire away!

 

[Beasty]

Glynn from Colwick and Roger from Bulwell with the dead shaky voice bless him.

 

[Square Peg]

Don't forget - we need to come up with the complete MatchTalk phoney-phone-in-Names gazetteer as well...

Carl from CarltonArnie from Arnold
Bill from Bilsthorpe
Col from Colwick

etc etc etc... Fire away!

Come on you Forest men

 

[winnits]

Come on you Forest men

:tophat:

 

[Flaggers]

Burt & Joyce from Burton Joyce...

 

[Col]

Bert and Joyce from Burton Joyce!

Edit: Damn you Alex! :nowink:

 

[Flaggers]

Echo!