Steve Cooper will always be the MAN!

[Project Zeus]

My biology teacher at secondary school after telling us what our homework was always finished with the words "and woe betide anyone who hasn't done it!"

My English teacher always said "if anyone hasn't done it I'll have your guts for garters!"

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[NFFCMagz]

It gave me a warm fuzzy wet feeling around my groin area as a little bit of sticky white love piss dribbled out

Ay Eddie . . . . that's nowt to be ashamed of, me oad.

Tena mek products for yewths like yer'sen nowdays.

 

[Harvey]

My English teacher always said "if anyone hasn't done it I'll have your guts for garters!"

Another fantastic phrase!

 

[Harvey]

You don't hear "daft ha'porth!" anymore do you?

 

[Bungle]

You don't hear "daft ha'porth!" anymore do you?

My grandma used to call me a daft apeth… could that have been that?! What does that even mean?


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[Harvey]

My grandma used to call me a daft apeth… could that have been that?! What does that even mean?

I actually have no idea

 

[T.B.T.]

My grandma used to call me a daft apeth… could that have been that?! What does that even mean?


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A quick Google…..'Apeth' is an old northern English word meaning 'half pence'. This piece of currency was not worth much and can therefore be considered daft or useless.

 

[Barry]

I actually have no idea

i was told It means fool, its short for half a penny meaning you weren't all there.

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[Notcher]

A quick Google…..'Apeth' is an old northern English word meaning 'half pence'. This piece of currency was not worth much and can therefore be considered daft or useless.

I imagine the current word would be "a daft Kirchner"?

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[Eddie Yates]

Ay Eddie . . . . that's nowt to be ashamed of, me oad.

Tena mek products for yewths like yer'sen nowdays.

I don't need owt from Tena Porno

I just need to cut back on the wanking

 

[Eddie Yates]

Even if we go down next season I will riot if cooper is sacked

Let me know when so that I can tag along & nick me sen a tele from Dixons & some Nike trainers from JD sports

 

[valspoodle]

A quick Google…..'Apeth' is an old northern English word meaning 'half pence'. This piece of currency was not worth much and can therefore be considered daft or useless.

Worth twice as much as a farthing.

 

[Statto]

I imagine the current word would be "a daft Kirchner"?

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but surely even Kirchner has a use somewhere?

 

[Simmo's Bus]

I actually have no idea

Apeth was a half penny. Still never made any sense, even though I still say it now

 

[Rockabilly]

Half a sixpence is better than half a penny,
Is better than half a farthing, is better than none..

 

[EmmersonForest4]

Love this news that in itself is a massive signing supper copper!! Love the man so much

 

[Redemption]

Half a sixpence is better than half a penny,
Is better than half a farthing, is better than none..

Tommy Steele trying to get in that girl's knickers with a half sixpence.

 

[Rockabilly]

Tommy Steele trying to get in that girl's knickers with a half sixpence.

Correct!

 

[Steve B]

You don't hear "daft ha'porth!" anymore do you?

You do in my house

 

[Bonalair]

I’m more of a ‘great galah’ kind of guy.

Mainly because I model myself on Alf from home and Away.

 

[Battered Sausage]

It gave me a warm fuzzy wet feeling around my groin area as a little bit of sticky white love piss dribbled out

That’s what I was insinuating Edward , without the vulgarity.


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[duncanmckenzie]

I actually have no idea

Could it mean daft half penny worth as in that's all your worth?

 

[Eddie Yates]

That’s what I was insinuating Edward , without the vulgarity.


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More than happy to vulgarise it for you Tiff

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

I’m more of a ‘great galah’ kind of guy.

Mainly because I model myself on Alf from home and Away.

Alf is the ideal role model.

 

[Steve B]

Alf is the ideal role model.

Ya flamin mongrel