Ross "My Gates are jammed" McCormack

[Captain Sinister]

Released by Aston Villa.
I assume they have paid him up for the 12 months still left on his contract.
Failed at Villa, failed on loan here, failed in Australia (Australia FFS!)and didn't impress at Motherwell.
Couldn't score in a brothel as me old Grannie used to say.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Eeza failure wi saaarnd onnit.

 

[DanR]

Last time I saw him, if you'd told him his gates were jammed, he'd probably have eaten them.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Ezee purra bitta timber on Dan??

 

[Captain Sinister]

Ezee purra bitta timber on Dan??

Well, the question as to who ate all the pies is answered.

 

[account deleted]

He took the Reidy challenge and failed

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

The last year of his contract, as Villa went up was meant to be £70,000 a week.

 

[DanR]

Hats off to the agent who arranged that contract. He might have his hands tied finding him a gig now he's 32, unfit and without a game in 2 years. Thank God we've already gone there so that we don't make that mistake.

 

[Matt]

 

[Strummer]

Well, if you’re going to go, go all-in.

 

[DanR]

If I had the money and the time, I'd do exactly the same.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Bit of lad, but main difference between him & us lot is that birds would be offering us 20k to lick ours.

 

[Master Yates]

What a twat


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[Strummer]

I can’t see „Rimming a professional footballer for £20k“ appearing on Jeopardy any time soon?

 

[Loughborough_red]

He’s made his money now I suppose so why not?

I’m sure there’ll be some Indian or Chinese side willing to throw money at him, if not someone in the MLS.

 

[valspoodle]

When you see these guys wasting money like this you wonder if they have put the majority of their money to good use and they are just spending 'play' money?

Even in the Championship they earn enough in a career to set themselves up for life if they are careful, it would be criminal to waste it.

Whilst most of us just scrape by, these half-wits spunk their money away. Life just ain't fair!

 

[adam09]

They probably pay someone a fine wedge to do that for them so they don’t have to worry about it and concentrate on fanny.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.

 

[Wes' Organ]

I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.

There's the title for your autobiography right there.

 

[Strummer]

I've never had to pay anyone to lick my ring piece.

But have you ever had to pay for a rusty trombone?

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

But have you ever had to pay for a rusty trombone?

Never. TBF if your tongues in my arse I expect a bit of a tug too, regardless of position

 

[Matt]

Signed for Aldershot.

???????

 

[DanR]

10 minute walk from the ground to Burger King.

 

[Tobias]

Signed for Aldershot.

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He links up there with Toby Edser, who also signed for them today.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Waster.