Official Matchday Thread: Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United, Sunday November 12th 2023

[Farmer Jack]

To nobody's surprise, except for an ignorant few who are currently whipping themselves across their bare backs with a tamarind branch, I am back with another matchday thread. Let's jump right into it...

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Teams:

-------------Nottingham Forest------------------------West Ham United

Venue: The Taxpayer London Stadium, Stratford, London.
Kick off: 14:00 12/11/2023
NFFC last 5 games: WLDDD
WHU last 5 games: LLLDW

Now as with last time I will comfort you about our chances (like the Godly character that I am), and talk up our chances while downplaying the oppositions...

Forest positives: Forest are magic on the pitch. Forest are magic off the pitch.
West Ham negatives: Only won 1 of their last 7 League games, tough coming back from that (... ... ). Oh, and also Forest are magic on and off the pitch.

So there is the minimum knowledge you need to arm yourself with prior to the game. To tide you over, my colleague Alf will be along shortly with a BSFW picture of a hot redhead.

COYR!

 

[Rockabilly]

Nice one Jack.

 

[Monkman]

Same team that started against Villa for me. Reckon we'll be back to our drawing ways - 1-1.

 

[Cureboy]

Same team that started against Villa for me. Reckon we'll be back to our drawing ways - 1-1.

Agree on both counts.

 

[valspoodle]

Son in law West Ham season ticket holder.

We bloody need to win this.

 

[trentside69]

To nobody's surprise, except for an ignorant few who are currently whipping themselves across their bare backs with a tamarind branch, I am back with another matchday thread. Let's jump right into it...

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Teams:

-------------Nottingham Forest------------------------West Ham United

Venue: The Taxpayer London Stadium, Stratford, London.
Kick off: 14:00 12/11/2023
NFFC last 5 games: WLDDD
WHU last 5 games: LLLDW

Now as with last time I will comfort you about our chances (like the Godly character that I am), and talk up our chances while downplaying the oppositions...

Forest positives: Forest are magic on the pitch. Forest are magic off the pitch.
West Ham negatives: Only won 1 of their last 7 League games, tough coming back from that (... ... ). Oh, and also Forest are magic on and off the pitch.

So there is the minimum knowledge you need to arm yourself with prior to the game. To tide you over, my colleague Alf will be along shortly with a BSFW picture of a hot redhead.

COYR!

Another 3 points would do nicely and aiming for anything less is not showing enough ambition.
We are improving all the time and are more than a match for wes sham.
I want to keep going up the table now let's do it

 

[Bonfy177]

Tough game against the World Cup and European Cup winners who play in a stadium every f@cker else paid for, it’s going to be a long afternoon I fear.



But not for us, away win 0-7 and wirra birra luck one of ours will kick Zouma reet up the b#llocks.

 

[trentside69]

Son in law West Ham season ticket holder.

We bloody need to win this.

The kids would be getting a full Forest kit for Christmas if my Daughter did that

 

[trentside69]

But not for us, away win 0-7 and wirra birra luck one of ours will kick Zouma reet up the b#llocks.

I don't think he's got any but in any case....
Taiwo will maul him

 

[mysteryduck]

West Ham lost their last three in the league, including at home to Everton. Get an early goal and they'll crumble I reckon

 

[trentside69]

West Ham lost their last three in the league, including at home to Everton. Get an early goal and they'll crumble I reckon

I agree and the crowd will turn on them quickly. It's not the city ground

 

[Rockabilly]

I fancy a sneaky smash and grab for the mighty reds.

 

[trentside69]

I fancy a sneaky smash and grab for the mighty reds.

Cooper to do the decent thing and put Moyes out of his misery.

 

[Eddie Yates]

Why isn't this being played at Upton Park

It's being played at the rightful home of Leyton Orient, the closest club to the stadium that we all paid for

 

[Eddie Yates]

We're winning this & it'll give me a massive throbbing hard on because I can't stand Kurt Zouma, Antonio, Tony Cottee, Billy Bonds & the entire Redknapp family


1-0 Forest

 

[Eddie Yates]

West Ham should be ashamed of themselves for their treatment of Bobby Moore & subsequent cashing in on his legacy

Club has no shame

 

[Eddie Yates]

Apart from Sir Alf Garnett they're a load of tossers

 

[Cloughie1975]

Why isn't this being played at Upton Park

It's being played at the rightful home of Leyton Orient, the closest club to the stadium that we all paid for

I never saw Forest lose at Upton Park in 6 visits.
Alas-the woeful 4-0 capitulation at the Taxpayer Stadium last season put an end to that record.
I think Sunday will be much tighter with the chance of a positive result.
0-0 or 1-1 for me.

 

[Est.1865]

Can see 3 points incoming, 3-1 win on the cards. They are there to be had this weekend.

 

[Grenville 1898]

Sangare is due a goal and I reckon he could get one here. 1-2 Forest

 

[JustinL]

These Sunday matches are hard to deal with down here ... 1am Monday morning -- can't say I function too well at work ..

 

[football post]

Off to this one. Last time I went was years ago, a three nil defeat to a McAvenie hat trick.
Hopefully we'll get something, a point before we break would be great.

Hold on, enough of this This week we go there full of confidence, let's win the game and go into the break on a massive high.

 

[Rzar]

I could really see us getting something from this, Olympiacos giving them a good kicking on Thursday will help the cause no doubt.

Good time to play them

 

[Rockabilly]

Hopefully an unchanged team on Sunday.

 

[Your Dad's Ashamed Of You]

Just found out that eldest son has a 1:30 kick off away at some shit tip in Bestwood. Wankers
And 2-0 to the fine men of Nottingham.

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