Shame he's not a defender.
The post would have a field day with 'Fort Knox'.
Would.
Would have to sleep with one eye open.
Would if I'd hit puberty and knew why my willy went stiff every now and then
BastardTell you when your older.
what's puberty?
I love you.See above
I thought I'd found a pubic hair once, it wasn't until I pissed out of it later that I realised my mistake.
God damn it.Unlucky
Girls don't like me because they say I have a tiny Penis, a small part of me thinks they're right.
I bet it was a really enticing offer. "Hi Livi it is Dougie from Nottingham Forest here, we are willing to take that young starlet off your hands but can't pay any money as we are in an embargo. Maybe we could come to some arrangement where we pay nothing now and pay up if we ever come out of the embargo, or you can have Danny Fox".
We can pay fees for u18's. We've paid out some six figure fees for some lads we've signed during the embargo.
Didn't realise that - do you know who ?
Would.
I bet it was a really enticing offer. "Hi Livi it is Dougie from Nottingham Forest here, we are willing to take that young starlet off your hands but can't pay any money as we are in an embargo. Maybe we could come to some arrangement where we pay nothing now and pay up if we ever come out of the embargo, or you can have Danny Fox".
We paid some money for Fred Neilsen.
We can pay fees for u18's. We've paid out some six figure fees for some lads we've signed during the embargo.