Matchday 30 - Nottingham Forest Football Club vs Crystal Palace Football Club. Saturday, 30th of March KO 3pm

[valspoodle]

This season is beginning to remind me of those seasons in the Championship/Div 2 or whatever when we were in about 7th or 8th place and saying "we need a win against (name a rubbish team) to sneak into the playoffs", which we so often didn't quite manage.

 

[Rockabilly]

My local side features such bangers as Enter Sandman by Metallica, Last Resort by Papa Roach and Jump Around by House of Pain, as part of the pre-match build up, among other similarly beefy tracks.

If you’re not motivated to go and punch someone in the face after that lot, there’s no hope.

Is this the kinda stuff that makes owd @Bonfy177 get off his nut?

 

[Bonfy177]

Is this the kinda stuff that makes owd @Bonfy177 get off his nut?

House of pain ……..Baaaaaaaaaaaaanger total banger

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

@Alf-engelos Mindminackers your talents are frankly wasted on this forum.

And most of the time, I'm knocking these creations out one handed too.

 

[Agent Penguin]

60 minutes of Waka Waka in the dressing room pre-game should do it.

 

[Notcher]

By your command....

Alfred, this is a brand new style for 2024. A renaissance if you will.

The modern yet retro animated background with the classic Alf text graffiti in front and the now with the signature "wank" subtly embedded like a painters initials in the corner of a masterpiece.

Your ability to evolve but remain true is beautiful Alf. It will keep you around Years beyond others. I would love to think Banksy will Pop up one day and either reproduce an "Alf" or his own interpretation of one. Either along the concrete barriers on Trent Bridge or the front facade of the boat clubhouse

 

[Notcher]

The legend that is Stuart Pearce was in charge of the tunes in the Forest dressing room, and as „Psycho“ was a bit of a fan of the more punk genres, often used to fire up the team with some proper f***ing tunes.

Did Forest lose much when he was in the side? Did they f***.

Nowadays it’s probably some melodic RnB bullshit about your girl running off with your homie, or something.

f*** that. Get some proper aggressive shit banging out, that’ll put some backbone in the players, for once.

I can confirm that dressing rooms these days are still operated by a designated tunesman. He is the man in charge of what goes on. It's a much more inclusive and varied affordable these days though, made much easier by apps like Spotify.

Every player can request songs to go onto the matchday playlist. Usually they get several of their own choices which are intertwined with pre agreed albums. They are normally voted on after being given a larger selection to choose from. It works as everyone will get something on they like so nobody gets the arse on.

You can pretty much guarantee the current PL teams be cranking out an afrobeats album, grime/rap album, a hip hop album, a dance/house album & of course without fail a Drake album.

 

[YellowBelly Red]

I can confirm that dressing rooms these days are still operated by a designated tunesman. He is the man in charge of what goes on. It's a much more inclusive and varied affordable these days though, made much easier by apps like Spotify.

Every player can request songs to go onto the matchday playlist. Usually they get several of their own choices which are intertwined with pre agreed albums. They are normally voted on after being given a larger selection to choose from. It works as everyone will get something on they like so nobody gets the arse on.

You can pretty much guarantee the current PL teams be cranking out an afrobeats album, grime/rap album, a hip hop album, a dance/house album & of course without fail a Drake album.

I thought that all players walk around with those headphones on, probably taking them off in the tunnel just before KO.

 

[Notcher]

I thought that all players walk around with those headphones on, probably taking them off in the tunnel just before KO.

They are for other teams but ours are ear defenders. Under the snazzy livery of our team bus is the old shell of cut n shut Barton bus with a Dun line. The engine is still visible in the back and rear seats are basically bolted over it.

Nobody knows who will get seated there each game but it's defending so ear defenders are needed there, although Felipe is the only one that can sit on the top deck front window permanently.

Apparently the only thing more annoying than the loud and smoking diesel engine is the sound of Danilo and Murillo giggling all the time. This is also the reason Nuno is always pissed off, Felipe has f**ked them to the front of the bus with the Gaffer so not only has he got the giggling to contend with, but he can understand them. Apparently the giggle is over the same joke about Nuno's head being on upside down.

Nuno isn't allowed to tell them off either (Felipe said so, cos Brazil bros) last time he tried to Felipe injured, Awoniyi, Wood, Elanga, Montiel, CHO and Tavares with 1 tackle. The set piece coach got PTSD from it, he's not been seen since.

#ITK

 

[football post]

You can pretty much guarantee the current PL teams be cranking out an afrobeats album, grime/rap album, a hip hop album, a dance/house album & of course without fail a Drake album.

Probably explains why we've conceded so many soft goals, they're all half asleep.
Get something like the Damned New Rose on, get out there and gerrin to em.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Alfred, this is a brand new style for 2024. A renaissance if you will.

The modern yet retro animated background with the classic Alf text graffiti in front and the now with the signature "wank" subtly embedded like a painters initials in the corner of a masterpiece.

Your ability to evolve but remain true is beautiful Alf. It will keep you around Years beyond others. I would love to think Banksy will Pop up one day and either reproduce an "Alf" or his own interpretation of one. Either along the concrete barriers on Trent Bridge or the front facade of the boat clubhouse

Genuinely had me belly laughing that one mate Hopefully it will bring us luck against Palace.

Appreciate that, needed that this morning.

 

[Strummer]

Has anyone actually seen Banksy and @Alf-engelos Mindminackers in the same room, at the same time?

No, me neither. Makes you think, eh?

 

[Notcher]

Has anyone actually seen Banksy and @Alf-engelos Mindminackers in the same room, at the same time?

No, me neither. Makes you think, eh?

"Wanksy"

The plot thickens

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

"Wanksy"

The plot thickens

Sub-name changed!

 

[congo_red_49]

Chris Wood destroys Giant Greenhouse FC.

 

[Captain Sinister]

Captain I’m expecting big things from ya Palace log ……I’ve got a feeling you’ll need a note book for all the goals we’re gonna score .

"Scoop" Sinister needs no note book!
Mind like a steel trap... that's all I need.
The big decision is: pre-match nosh!
I'm toying with the idea of going to the pork & apple sauce cob shop... the one on Pavillion Road.

 

[Captain Sinister]

Chris Wood destroys Giant Greenhouse FC.
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I hereby am honoured to confer on you the Title of AI Art Master!
That is brilliant.
For a "Distinction" you need to have a Forest-shirt-wearing red-head with huge knockers looking in through the glasshouse window.

 

[congo_red_49]

For a "Distinction" you need to have a Forest-shirt-wearing red-head with huge knockers looking in through the glasshouse window.

I can't plagarise another AI-artist's work.

 

[Captain Sinister]

I can't plagarise another AI-artist's work.

All AI art works are done by somebody else... the creative process means you can take what the computer has generated and improvwe on it
Go on... do it!

 

[Bonfy177]

"Scoop" Sinister needs no note book!
Mind like a steel trap... that's all I need.
The big decision is: pre-match nosh!
I'm toying with the idea of going to the pork & apple sauce cob shop... the one on Pavillion Road.

 

[YellowBelly Red]

"Scoop" Sinister needs no note book!
Mind like a steel trap... that's all I need.
The big decision is: pre-match nosh!
I'm toying with the idea of going to the pork & apple sauce cob shop... the one on Pavillion Road.

Pre-match nosh means something entirely different in these parts!

 

[Bonfy177]

Pre-match nosh means something entirely different in these parts!

Insert Kenneth Williams

 

[Mr. Blonde]

Pre-match nosh means something entirely different in these parts!

OK so you're getting one Kenneth Williams GIF for the original post here

Insert Kenneth Williams

And another one for "Insert Kenneth Williams"

 

[Bonfy177]

OK so you're getting one Kenneth Williams GIF for the original post here

And another one for "Insert Kenneth Williams"

All done while demolishing a creme egg Mr Blonde ?

 

[Mr. Blonde]

All done while demolishing a creme egg Mr Blonde ?

Sadly I've run out Bonfy!

A situation I intend to fix this afternoon