Loris Benito [BUPA]

[congo_red_49]

Loris Benito

Swiss international left-back.
Free agent, most recently with Bordeaux.

Don’t ask me for my sauce, as I don’t trust them.
Nod, nod, wink.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loris_Benito?wprov=sfti1

 

[Timothy Pope]

Is an anagram of Boris not lie


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[Thomas]

No shot

 

[Mr. Blonde]

More chance of Benito Mussolini

 

[congo_red_49]

No shot

That’s a rubbish anagram. Didn’t use all the letters and there’s no ‘H’ in his name.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

He's not with Bordeaux, his contract ended in the summer, and he's without club.

The inevitable Greek link: he was heavily linked with our rivals AEK in September (they have a DoF with good connections in France), but he was too expensive for them. They signed instead Milad Mohammadi, with whom you were linked during the same period.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Is an anagram of Boris not lie


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Must be bollox then.

 

[Strummer]

More chance of Loris Capirossi.

 

[Notcher]

He's currently on trial with us

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[Thomas]

Wait he’s loads better than Bong and he’s actually on trial. Fook me Forest do something right for once.

 

[Matt]

Wait he’s loads better than Bong and he’s actually on trial. Fook me Forest do something right for once.

Is he loads better than Bong? I know it doesn’t take much but I wouldn’t assume

 

[Thomas]

Is he loads better than Bong? I know it doesn’t take much but I wouldn’t assume

That’s why I’m assuming, cos it doesn’t take much.

 

[valspoodle]

I see the name and I just finish it off with Mussolini. Must be my age or something.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

I see the name and I just finish it off with Mussolini. Must be my age or something.

I see the name and I read Burrito. Must be my gluttony or something.

 

[duncanmckenzie]

I see the name and I just finish it off with Mussolini. Must be my age or something.

I bet he craps himself then when he goes near lamp posts

 

[HBB]

Looks he played all of 5 minutes in the Euro finals .... so was released and not picked up by anyone else - all sounds a bit suss... Mind you he is apparently fluent in German, Italian, Spanish, English, Portuguese, and French so maybe keep him on as club translator

 

[Ian Storey Moore]

Im loads better than Bong and I'm 64 :-}

 

[Statto]

The only good news with this is that as he is a free agent and was before the window shut I think he could play now.

Haven't seen him play so no idea if he's better than Bong or not.

 

[RichNFFC]

Looks like he's done enough in his trial...

Pete O'Rourke
@SportsPeteO
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Nottingham Forest are in contract talks to sign Switzerland international Loris Benito on a free transfer to solve their left-back problems. #NFFC

 

[Ashley]

I have no idea who he is, but I'll assume that he is better than Bong. If he is somehow any worse than Bong then he should probably retire.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Six month contract with option to extend. Forest get to have a look, player gets shop window opportunity. Adds a bit more height into the team if he's good enough.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Another good looking player at the club.

We must have the largest motley crew of big willies and finest faces in the league.

All aboard the porn star train. Choo choo!

 

[Notcher]

Another good looking player at the club.

We must have the largest motley crew of big willies and finest faces in the league.

All aboard the porn star train. Choo choo!

The 2022 calenders will be flying off the shelves for our lady fans

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[congo_red_49]

Wait…did I call a signing before it was common knowledge?

That’s literally never happened before.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Wait…did I call a signing before it was common knowledge?

That’s literally never happened before.

That's a sign.....ing!

I'll get my coat.