Let's get the real reasons out there.....(parody)

[Senior Flange Technician]

Right then, let's put all the "theories" (or complete nonsense) in one thread/story, you can add one or two sentences. I'll start with the title and first bit....

"A tale of love, loss and the real reason behind Billy’s departure.....Or......It started with a kiss, most of us thought it would end like this…..

It was a cold February day in 2013, king Billy had just finished on a local reporters face and while she was hosing herself down, he put on his suit and headed to the CG for a meeting with "big bad Faz", Alex McCliesh's nickname for the current owner of NFFC......"

*Over to you minions, do your worse*

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

"Having seen a club spiraling downwards under a plant from rival manager Alex Ferguson, a bitter man who could never accept he will always be second to Sir Brian Clough's greatness, William McIntosh Davies bravely decides to put himself forward to help stop the rot, give fans some entertaining times back, and in a few years push them on to glory.

Welcomed with open arms, Fawaz knows that this is the man for his 5/4/3/2/1/6 year/month plan and, being a self harmer and after the sheer rush and buzz of wrecking the season from SOD's sacking, sees an opportunity to throw yet another good season down the drain and recreate such a feeling........"

 

[Flaggers]

**plays the "Our Tune" music**

 

[Enzo Molinari]

Is that true?

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

I think the reason for our tailspin can be found much much closer to home.
Which 'popular' forum member had his ban lifted around the dame time as we started to lose form?

I won't tell you directly, but will make an anagram of his user name.
Jilky Moe

 

[Enzo Molinari]

I think the reason for our tailspin can be found much much closer to home. Which 'popular' forum member had his ban lifted around the dame time as we started to lose form? I won't tell you directly, but will make an anagram of his user name. Jilky Moe

Woah babe don't tarnish my rep!

I have had regular contact with the club however and they are aware how disappointed I am. Hoping to appoint someone soon.

Genuinely can't remember if I had breakfast or not today

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

Woah babe don't tarnish my rep!

I have had regular contact with the club however and they are aware how disappointing I am. Hoping to appoint someone soon.

Genuinely can't remember if I had breakfast or not today

Breakfast is for the weak , too much to do to waste my time with food in the morning

 

[account deleted]

This weekend Billy will tear off his rubber mask Scooby Do style to reveal he's actually been Kevin in disguise since mid-January.

Billy is currently bound and gagged in a basemenet somewhere in Ilkeston.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Mods, please delete the above comments, disrespectful louts.

 

[account deleted]

Mods, please delete the above comments, disrespectful louts.

Or below if you have newest comments at the top like me

 

[Billio51]

Fawaz says he will insert a no interfering clause in a managers contact
Will this include a not turning up with any more Algerian turnips clause?

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

Algerian turnips? Prefer Jerusalem artichokes myself.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Oi! this is meant to be a narrative story. Stop just dropping odd bits of shit in. If you want to contribute then follow on from Alf's post. Cretins

 

[klinsi]

"Billy Davies doesn't waste any time, with a little help from his friends, most of which are imaginary beings following him since his childhood days and constantly warning him about all other people trying to hurt him and about aliens watching us from outerspace he prepares to take over the whole of NFFC."

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

"One of the first steps he takes is to get his, completely above board, cousin, Sir Jimbo Pinky in as an advisor, CEO and general good egg. Once in place the pair set about their dastardly plan to take over not just NFFC but the whole world.
*below we see them plotting the plan*

"the first thing on their very long agenda is to take control of all media and brain wash the nation, they set about doing this by banishing the nasty hacks from the City Ground, and only do interviews with a mole they have inside the BBC, one Natalie Jackson.

 

[BryanRoy22]

"It was a Wednesday evening like any other. Whilst mulling over his video editing software at his high security premises somewhere in the midst of the rocky highland mountains, William McIntosh Davies, self-satisfied and proud of his work, kicked back with a glass of whiskey and recalled the glory days of beating Derby County 5-2.....He would be showing highlights of that win to his squad on Saturday morning before preparing his team to play Derby County away the following day. What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Art]

Wee willy woke with a start as his leg fell off the coffee table. That reminded him of the state of his carefully assembled squad ...

 

[Beerest]

"It was a Wednesday evening like any other. Whilst mulling over his video editing software at his high security premises somewhere in the midst of the rocky highland mountains, William McIntosh Davies, self-satisfied and proud of his work, kicked back with a glass of whiskey and recalled the glory days of beating Derby County 5-2.....He would be showing highlights of that win to his squad on Saturday morning before preparing his team to play Derby County away the following day. What could possibly go wrong?"

Suddenly a bright ball of light formed in the corner of the room, grew brighter then faded. As his eyes adjusted to the semi darkness again, Billy could see the form of a naked woman. It was Natalie Jackson. "I have come form the future to stop you making a mistake that will end the entire Football League" Natalie said. Billy's eyes ran up and down Natalie's naked body which was glistening with beads of sweat. "Listen to me!" she commanded, we can do that later. Unless you ensure that Forest lose by at least 5 goals tomorrow the future of football will change forever". Billy's eyes narrowed "how could I possibly make that happen?" he said "and why do we need to lose by so many?".

 

[B1G1F]

I know Billy from wayyyy back, and young Jim, the wee scamps. They always had ambition, aiming for the top, motivating the lads so much they'd walk through walls for 'em. They had plans to be Kings of Europe I thought it started to get out of hand a bit when they were drawn away in the first round - Warsaw! From there they say, the rest is history.