Keegan Back In Toon

[dellaroc]

Announcement on Monday morning. You heard it here first.

 

[Beasty]

Wotton can you sing your song for us please?

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

No please, this has to be a joke

to manage Newcastle once may be regarded as a misfortune, twice as carelessness, three times would make them a national laughing stock.

But this is nostradellrocamus, the man who confidently told us that in no way would the toon go down.

 

[Bridgfordred79]

What song is this Wotton?

Enlighten us!

 

[Anatoli]

Is it the one about the woman that wheels her wheel barrow crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh?
I think the city was Dublin.

 

[kezz]

I will love it, Just love it if he goes back
only in football ay.

 

[removed user]

To the tune of Downtown by Petula Clark:

When you're a Mag and Keegan fucks off again, you know what's coming next, Doon Toon.
When you've got Ashley, all his debt and his worries things look bleak at best, Doon Toon.
Just listen to the traffic on the way to Bristol City, you'll have to sell old Mickey so your squad is looking shitty,
Good times ahead playing in the second tier, you can forget about Europe for many a year, cos you're Doon Toon.
f***ing deserved as well, Doon Toon
Look at how far you've fell. Doon Toon
Doncasters waiting for you....




Alan Shearer - Britains worst caretaker since Ian Huntley

 

[kezz]

Alan Shearer - Britains worst caretaker since Ian Huntley

Haha, I'm robbin' that

 

[Anatoli]

Ian Huntley was actually a very good caretaker, apart from killing children. The boilers at Soham were in excellent condition.

Too many murderers get a bad press. The Yorkshire Ripper was a bloody good lorry driver.

It's too easy to forget that.

 

[removed user]

Too many murderers get a bad press. The Yorkshire Ripper was a bloody good lorry driver.

It's too easy to forget that.

I walked past the road he was captured on this very morning, then saw a cat get killed, weird how things go

 

[LoveAlfa]

Newcastle United's Flying Circus - and now for something not completely different.

 

[congo_red_49]

Damn them, I was hoping they'd take Kinnear back.

Kinnear + Calderwood = Dream team?

 

[Bridgfordred79]

Ian Huntley was actually a very good caretaker, apart from killing children. The boilers at Soham were in excellent condition.

Too many murderers get a bad press. The Yorkshire Ripper was a b****y good lorry driver.

It's too easy to forget that.

agreed.

All this talk of michael jackson being a good entertainer, but when Sutcliffe dies there will be no mention of his bloody good lorry driving.

 

[kezz]

Maybe we should all be a little more like Sutcliffe & Huntley..

 

[Monk De Wally De Honk]

Bang on the nose with this one again dellaroc..

 

[congo_red_49]

Bang on the nose with this one again dellaroc..

In fairness, he didn't say which Monday....

 

[removed user]

eh?

 

[congo_red_49]

eh?

 

[removed user]

what are you lot talking about?

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

what are you lot talking about?

 

[congo_red_49]

what are you lot talking about?

First post in this thread stated that Keegan would be announced as the newnewnewcastle boss on 'Monday morning' back in July.

Rouge pointed out the accuracy of this has proved to be somewhat wayward.

I pointed out that no-one had specified which monday the permed messiah was going to be unveiled.

You said Eh?

Daft pictures ensued.

I think that's what happened anyway.

 

[removed user]

First post in this thread stated that Keegan would be announced as the newnewnewcastle boss on 'Monday morning' back in July.

Rouge pointed out the accuracy of this has proved to be somewhat wayward.

I pointed out that no-one had specified which monday the permed messiah was going to be unveiled.

You said Eh?

Daft pictures ensued.

I think that's what happened anyway.

oh!! rouge was being sarcastic? That explains a LOT.

Thanks brother.