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Geoff Thomas
I’m hoping mbappe might buy him once he goes to Saudi Arabia.
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Jonjo Shelvey
- Thread starter Heffing Psycho!
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Bonalair
John Robertson
He could keep him as a pet on those wages.
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Mbappe has already got Jonjo helping him with his contract negotiations with the Saudis.
Mbappe: "I want £700m a year wages, then I go to Real Madrid on a free"
Saudi negotiator: "I know we pay a lot Kylian, but that's a bit much even for us..."
Mbappe: "Jonjo... play the video..."
*Jonjo Shelvey turns on the laptop which is placed in front of the Saudi man, and clicks on a file which plays a video of his highlights on an endless loop*
Saudi negotiator: "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! WE'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU LIKE, JUST MAKE IT STOP!"
Mbappe: "I want £700m a year wages, then I go to Real Madrid on a free"
Saudi negotiator: "I know we pay a lot Kylian, but that's a bit much even for us..."
Mbappe: "Jonjo... play the video..."
*Jonjo Shelvey turns on the laptop which is placed in front of the Saudi man, and clicks on a file which plays a video of his highlights on an endless loop*
Saudi negotiator: "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! WE'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU LIKE, JUST MAKE IT STOP!"
Col Steve Austin
Viv Anderson
Has this feck not left yet?
BryanRoy22
Ian Bowyer
Wish he'd sign for Sheffield United. Perfect match.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
FUK HIM OFFF.
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vertigored
First Team Squad
Do it quick and he could be playing in their next game!
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
We need to thump Sheffield United so they get more and more desperate, and end up taking him at the end of the window in panic.
BryanRoy22
Ian Bowyer
He's a Sheffield United, Leeds, Luton, or Millwall player. He doesn't belong at Nottingham Forest.
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
How about we get him drugged up on something and then tie him up and leave him in one of the sheff utd kit bags on Friday so they take him anyway
IJPS
Supporting NFFC since 1977
Is anyone interested in taking him? Who's Warnock managing these days?
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
Scrudwank Town
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Huddersfield, but considering how much we've f**ked them over I think Shelvey might be a step too far!
Heffing Psycho!
Steve Chettle
Exclusive: Leeds ask Nottingham Forest about Jonjo Shelvey deal as Cooper makes feelings clear on sale
Leeds United are considering a move for out-of-favour Nottingham Forest midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, sources have told TEAMtalk.
www.teamtalk.com
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Someone give that man a lift to Elland Road and makes sure he signs that Leeds contract right f***ing now, before Jonjo whips out his highlights video again and puts them off!Exclusive: Leeds ask Nottingham Forest about Jonjo Shelvey deal as Cooper makes feelings clear on sale
Leeds United are considering a move for out-of-favour Nottingham Forest midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, sources have told TEAMtalk.
Shearstone
Misses the champ
Can't think of a better club to take him off our handsExclusive: Leeds ask Nottingham Forest about Jonjo Shelvey deal as Cooper makes feelings clear on sale
Leeds United are considering a move for out-of-favour Nottingham Forest midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, sources have told TEAMtalk.
Bob D'Imsen
Japanese Tourist
Harry Arter will tek him in the club van when he's finished washing it.
Oh, please make this happenExclusive: Leeds ask Nottingham Forest about Jonjo Shelvey deal as Cooper makes feelings clear on sale
Leeds United are considering a move for out-of-favour Nottingham Forest midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, sources have told TEAMtalk.
Cureboy
Viv Anderson
I can certainly see him at dirty Leeds.
Omar Devone Little
Mr Realistic
"Leeds have been alerted to availability of Shelvey"
I see news travels fast in Yorkshire.
I see news travels fast in Yorkshire.
Fawazzock
Jack Burkitt
Probably a good signing for Leeds or Sheff - bound to be a decent value deal, with us picking up the tab. But much better than him still being at the club!
I'm Red Till Dead
Stuart Pearce
He looks perfect for Leeds and can hopefully stop them getting promoted back to the Prem.
Trents
John Robertson
A match made in heaven. If Shelvey improves thier squad they must really be struggling.