Bob Fossil
Nottingham's dirty secret
Is that being a human statue per chance? At least he's got a possible career after football.OK, read it now. Not too concerned, isolated stats rarely tell the whole story. Vicario at Spurs is near the top of both of the 'mistake' lists they quote and he's been excellent. Not to mention that Vlachodimos is the league's best in one of them
I bet he was great at musical statues as a kid.
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