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Ibrahim Sangaré

DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
Will you all stop bumping this thread?
 
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MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
Rzar said:
Just seen him outside The Cod's Scallops with Natalie Jackson, make of that what you will.
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He's in the building now having a mackerel.
 
Senior Flange Technician

Senior Flange Technician

Andy!
The Frog said:
I am absolutely adamant that ‘Scraps on your chips’ should never be a question. If you offer scraps just put them on as you’d have to be backward to say no
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And I'm George Michael but what's that got to do with the price of fish?
 
Bob D'Imsen

Bob D'Imsen

Japanese Tourist
The Frog said:
I am absolutely adamant that ‘Scraps on your chips’ should never be a question. If you offer scraps just put them on as you’d have to be backward to say no
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I personally find them disgusting. Just lumps of batter and burnt shite scraped from the bottom of the pan that everything gets fried in. Like grit when they mix with curry sauce, mushy peas, gravy, beans or any combination of the four.

In the good ol' days, you'd often find a lump of fish in there or a third of a broken battered sausage so they were worth asking for but, alas, no more.

The chip shop owners have become spiteful and/or weary at the prospect of dumping undercooked food on peoples chips.
 
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Des's dirty Y-fronts

First Team Squad
Definitely batter bits.

I remember once as a kid on holiday in Chapel st Leonards, we went to the chippy and my uncle was having a moan about the miserable bloke in the chippy not giving him any batter bits. 5 minutes later we're sat eating our chips on the grass and the chippy went up in smoke, then flames, blokes moving a car with their bare hands from in front of the chip shop. And my uncle still chuntering on about them not giving him any batter bits. Very exciting and a bit mental. Then headed back to the arcades for more shinobi, Wonderboy, butterkist popcorn and 2p drop machines. Then I found a ammonite on the beach, at f***ing Chapel! Then it started raining and I jumped in a puddle and a pound coin jumped out of the puddle. A f***ing pound coin! Brilliant day.

Definitely batter bits.
 
GOBIAS

GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
Des's dirty Y-fronts said:
Definitely batter bits.

I remember once as a kid on holiday in Chapel st Leonards, we went to the chippy and my uncle was having a moan about the miserable bloke in the chippy not giving him any batter bits. 5 minutes later we're sat eating our chips on the grass and the chippy went up in smoke, then flames, blokes moving a car with their bare hands from in front of the chip shop. And my uncle still chuntering on about them not giving him any batter bits. Very exciting and a bit mental. Then headed back to the arcades for more shinobi, Wonderboy, butterkist popcorn and 2p drop machines. Then I found a ammonite on the beach, at f***ing Chapel! Then it started raining and I jumped in a puddle and a pound coin jumped out of the puddle. A f***ing pound coin! Brilliant day.

Definitely batter bits.
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The place went up in smoke because god decided the word ‘bits’ had been used instead of scraps.
 
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Des's dirty Y-fronts

First Team Squad
If anyone mentions batter bits, just takes me back straight away to that day in Chapel with the chippy burning down. Not in a PTSD kind of way, was a good day
 
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