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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

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Visakri Diaby likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago


Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago


Tomas Rosisky is depressed Sad
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou Sad
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

 

[Phooey]

Some crackers in there.

 

[kezz]

HAHA

Ingenius.

 

[ThePatriot]

Excellent...

 

[chap]

That's brilliant. ;D

 

[winnits]

I enjoyed that a lot

 

[Flaggers]

Very good!!

 

[Jonathan]

That's fantastic!

 

[Anthony]

That is Brilliant!

 

[Eddie]

Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

Some good ones in there, but this was my favourite

 

[Nick.]

I think the Man City strikers saying there looking forward to startin saturday made me laugh

 

[windmill]

lol :tophat:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The Andy Goram one is brilliant, I remember fans singing during games he played there's only two Andy Gorams.

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

That made me laugh lol

 

[Chuck]

Strangeways Prison Inmates Photo

Joey Barton is Tagged

 

[Jonathan]

Maybe I'm just being stupid, but what's the Andy Goram thing all about?

 

[dellaroc]

Maybe I'm just being stupid, but what's the Andy Goram thing all about?

He suffers from schizophrenia.

I was once in a pub quiz where the tie-break question was to name a "cult" footballing double act, the winning team would be the one that the quiz master found funniest or most original.

I suggested Andy Goram and Andy Goram. We were in an Irish bar at the time, and promptly won! ;D

 

[Beasty]

How about

Darren Bent is seriously gettting pissed off now, why can’t anything be simple. It’s so frustrating hanging round doing jack s***. Do I wanna go Hull City NO. Do I wanna go stoke NO do I wanna go sunderland YES so stop f****** around levy.

 

[Flaggers]

How about

Darren Bent is seriously gettting pissed off now, why can’t anything be simple. It’s so frustrating hanging round doing jack s***. Do I wanna go Hull City NO. Do I wanna go stoke NO do I wanna go sunderland YES so stop f****** around levy.

That was his Twitter rant wasn't it?!!