Does anyone remember sheep shagging Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

DanR

Steve Chettle
I'm confused.
Surely a talent of Siblfy's quality would have have been inundated with offers from the likes of Real Madrid, Man Utd, Barcelona, Bayern and Juventus? Why's he chosen Oxford?
Oxford will loan him out to Barcelona to beat PSR regulations.
 

Grenville 1898

Nicolás Domínguez - King of the Press
I'm confused.
Surely a talent of Siblfy's quality would have have been inundated with offers from the likes of Real Madrid, Man Utd, Barcelona, Bayern and Juventus? Why's he chosen Oxford?
Bigger club than Attendance FC apparently..


"It was a no brainer."
"The size of the club."
"The way that they play football. It's something that you want to be part of."

Well done Oxford for beating Barcelona to the signing.
 

Project Zeus

Steve Chettle
Bigger club than Attendance FC apparently..


"It was a no brainer."
"The size of the club."
"The way that they play football. It's something that you want to be part of."

Well done Oxford for beating Barcelona to the signing.
Lol. I know all player say this about every club they join, but come on man, nobody is believing this when it's Oxford United.

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Agent Penguin

Grenville Morris
I heard she took a photo of him after a bag of talcum powder had just burst.

Hence he wanted to delete the photo, presumably because he has image rights with a different talcum powder.
 

Notcher

Stuart Pearce

Trents

John Robertson
What's not to like at Oxford though. 15 minute city, loads of cracking folks on bikes with go pros a town bustling with loads of snivelling pseudo intellect students that will spit on you if they think you're a povvy that doesn't own at least 2 entire counties have invites to a royal event bi monthly
At least he's less likely to catch something after being gobbed on after moving from Derby.
 

Grenville 1898

Nicolás Domínguez - King of the Press
I think poor Kirch gets to know his potentially decades-long sentence tomorrow. He has been locked up since late January after being found guilty of wire fraud and money laundering.
 

Strummer

Thomas Tuchel‘s Barmy Army!
LTLF Minion
Also it doesn't look like he'll be playing any more Pro-Am golf tournaments for a long while!
Oh I don’t know, many golf courses in the US use prison labour to do the greenskeeping, so at least he’ll get out on the links occasionally!
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist

Timothy Pope

I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know
Oh I don’t know, many golf courses in the US use prison labour to do the greenskeeping, so at least he’ll get out on the links occasionally!
Plenty of links on the chain gang
 

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
The whole Kirchner debacle is underrated by the mainstream press based on the hilarity of it.

No idea whether he was a genius for conning so many people or an absolute thicko for making his life so public. He was even parading his wife around, so bizarre! And the thing is I remember doing some research into him as soon as he first got mentioned & I knew he was dodgy straight away, how did massive financial institutions keep throwing money at him!

A film has written itself there, surely.
 

ozthecoz

Grenville Morris
I'll never forget a pissed converstaion with another chauffeur whilst he tried to big up teh fact he was driving Kirchner and the guy was minted and, well all teh same speel that the Derby fans were spouting.

I was very drunk and just kept saying your clients a fraud, your'e not getting paid - he took umbrance in this and told me he was considering asking me to cover CK's movements in Derbyshire but he wont now as i was unprofessional to which i replied I wouldnt want the job anyway lol
 

Strummer

Thomas Tuchel‘s Barmy Army!
LTLF Minion
Twenty years in the slammer and $65m in fines.

That’s got to hurt!
 
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