Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)
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Ashley
Steve Chettle
I'll play for £2k per week. I'm overweight, in my mid-30s, have a dodgy knee and I'm pretty shit at football in all honesty but I will happily step up to the plate.At this point who the hell is going to play for them? Start recruiting at the local supermarket?
No you were wrong, he was going to pay Derby £35k per week to play for them.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Nope he’s off quicker than you can shout
“run Mason here’s the rozzers, f@ck Richie let him get caught and I’ll be captain”
Farmer Jack
Stuart Pearce
Blinkin
Pretend Comedian
Derby fans when they see another player is not coming back to them:
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
this always makes me laugh worth watching till the end
Ashley
Steve Chettle
On one hand, I feel a bit sorry for the young lads that are going to play for them next season, it's going to be absolutely brutal for them.
Average age: About 15.
But on the other hand, a season like Bolton's 2019/20 campaign is the very least that club and its fans deserve. And even then, I'd argue that they are very lucky that is as bad as it'll get for them.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Don’t feel bad for them Ash,
have you forgot I’m buying the Derby fans slippers and a dildo ?
have you forgot I’m buying the Derby fans slippers and a dildo ?
Ashley
Steve Chettle
Oh I feel a bit sorry for their young players, but that's as far as my sympathy goes.
Their fans are going to get exactly what they deserve next season; humiliation and misery by the bucket load on a weekly basis.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
next door are handing the captaincy around like god bless yer, how about just wait and see who turns up first game of the season eh?
Blinkin
Pretend Comedian
Years and years of being delusional and arrogant in the same vein, its definitely what they deserve.Oh I feel a bit sorry for their young players, but that's as far as my sympathy goes.
Their fans are going to get exactly what they deserve next season; humiliation and misery by the bucket load on a weekly basis.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Poor Derby County.
Poor Derby Fans.
Poor crewton.
What do you think Larry?
Poor Derby Fans.
Poor crewton.
What do you think Larry?
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
not seen Larry for a while, good to see him back, wonder if he wants the captaincy?
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
Much more mature than what the sheep could put out.
Average age: About 15.
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
Speaking of "that" Bolton season, I hadn't realised Kurt Zouma's cat-kicking brother played for them then
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Judge
A. Trialist
Oh my.
I've just moved to Derby in the last 48hrs, got a 5 year contract upgrading the A38 to do.
It's years since I've been the City Ground, haven't lived locally in Nottingham for over 2 decades but I'm going to make the most of the next 5 years to rip the piss out of the sheep shagging wankers every opportunity I get.
I've just moved to Derby in the last 48hrs, got a 5 year contract upgrading the A38 to do.
It's years since I've been the City Ground, haven't lived locally in Nottingham for over 2 decades but I'm going to make the most of the next 5 years to rip the piss out of the sheep shagging wankers every opportunity I get.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Where in Derby are you? There are quite a few Derby reds on here.
Judge
A. Trialist
About a mile back towards the city centre from the main Royal hospital. Ended up in there yesterday as one of the lads I'm working with tried unsuccessfully to chop his fingers off
I think they call the area Stocky? Stockbrook? Something like that. Anyway, it's just a room fir a month or two until the work starts properly, then I'll probably sort mesen out with a flat, work will subsidise most of the rent.
Rzar
Bob McKinlay
According to Nixon, Rooney had agreed a deal to sign Hourihane on a 3 year deal! He really was utterly deluded if he thought the EFL would rubber stamp that.
He would have been on a fortune for L1 standards, and they would have been paying creditors over 3 years!
More evidence he had zero understanding of the situation.
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He would have been on a fortune for L1 standards, and they would have been paying creditors over 3 years!
More evidence he had zero understanding of the situation.
Wayne Rooney leaves Hourihane in transfer limbo after shock Derby departure
CONOR HOURIHANE has been left in limbo by Wayne Rooney’s shock Derby departure. The Republic of Ireland midfielder spent last season on loan at Sheffield United but is now a free agent after Aston …
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DizzyBala
Jack Armstrong
I'd be open to sending some of our players there on loan to help them out.
Harry Arter, Nicolas Ioannou, Nuno Da Costa and Xande Silva spring to mind.
Harry Arter, Nicolas Ioannou, Nuno Da Costa and Xande Silva spring to mind.
Judge
A. Trialist
From what the locals are saying at work this morning the realisation that this Clowes fella ain't another Mike Ashley is of great concern.
They seem to think all is required is chucking a load of money at the problem and everything will be fine, whereas Clowes has a reputation for taking things slowly and putting actual building blocks in place.
They seem to think all is required is chucking a load of money at the problem and everything will be fine, whereas Clowes has a reputation for taking things slowly and putting actual building blocks in place.
Alf-engelos Mindminackers
The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
They're flat out f***ing clueless.
Numerous posters in this thread have gone into good detail why their situation is a shitload more dire than they are kidding themselves it is. The fact that they are looking at promotion instead of stability and avoiding relegation shows how far detached they are from their plight.
Clowes does actually seem to be what they need, but their fans will probably be protesting for new owners when they aren't top 6 mid-season
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Couldn’t agree more Alf,They're flat out f***ing clueless.
Numerous posters in this thread have gone into good detail why their situation is a shitload more dire than they are kidding themselves it is. The fact that they are looking at promotion instead of stability and avoiding relegation shows how far detached they are from their plight.
Clowes does actually seem to be what they need, but their fans will probably be protesting for new owners when they aren't top 6 mid-season
As rivals I’m loving their pain, but that aside trying to be sensible for a moment I’m staggered more of them don’t see what’s ahead, if the debt isn’t settled in full then to say they’ll be fielding a scratch team is a vast understatement,
anyone owed a penny will kick off and rightly so if they attempt to throw money at the problem, I’m sure the EFL ( who have been poor in my opinion) will closely monitor any spending.
the best they can hope for is avoiding another relegation next season.