wildman
First Team Squad
We've really plumb(line)ed the depths this season...
Black and Decker Workbench.
Black and Decker Workbench.
Cotterill's Freudian Slip
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Earnie
First Team Squad
He's having a new bubble fitted in January. That should straighten things up.
wildman said:
Coloured & Decker, surely.....
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
Coloured & Decker, surely.....
Dexter Colouredstock?
OxfordshireRed
Viv Anderson
The players all know the 'drill' although they are in 'bits' at the moment. It will be a 'wrench' for them if they leave in January but they might be able to 'claw' back some self respect.
Right, I'm off to watch the seasons highlights on Forest Plier.......
Right, I'm off to watch the seasons highlights on Forest Plier.......
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I'm surprised that none of them haven't made a bolt for it already. They'd be nuts to stay.
No. A good many of them Stihl want to be here.
They'd be fools to CHUCK in the towel, & it'd be a wrench to see some of them leave. It'd be a right ball pein in fact.
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
Right, I'm not talking about this anymore. A mass exodus of players would be a real saw point with me.
Wonder if they'll leave en masse or in single file.
OxfordshireRed
Viv Anderson
they just don't (g)rasp it do they? Its so plane to see.
OxfordshireRed
Viv Anderson
wonder if we will sign Kevin P from Blackpool is January? I would love to see Philips Screw one in the back of the net....
OxfordshireRed
Viv Anderson
BTW, I am really bored at work today so this is keeping me royally entertained (no puns in this bit so don't look too hard for them)
I'll get the thesaurus out... We'll have tool puns in spades.....
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I think we've already crowbarred enough in.
We have too many players. Some need to be axed. I don't want to rake over old ground here but I think we should make a bid for that Allen chap. He's Key to our success...
There's bound to be a spanner thrown in the works before the end of the season though.
OxfordshireRed
Viv Anderson
Is that awl you can come up with?
Admittedly, we are plumbing the depths of tool-related puns now.
Earnie
First Team Squad
Keep stil, son.
Fawazzock
Jack Burkitt
/\ It's a vice of his.
Like Camp has said recently, the players need to crank up the attack, rawl plug up the defence, and get to mole grips with dead balls, because on sand paper we can still make the play offs!
Like Camp has said recently, the players need to crank up the attack, rawl plug up the defence, and get to mole grips with dead balls, because on sand paper we can still make the play offs!