Clive

[Walv]

Causes
Lies
In
Verbatim
Eejit

 

[jimbo]

ok... I belive...

 

[jimbo]

Seriosusly, never mind us lot, we like to mess with minds (unless this is a hoax, in which case, well played)

 

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

 

[Keysie]

Bye bye Clive's!

 

[tropix]

RIP Clive

 

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 4m
@Footymadkev Shut up you cretin. I've spoken to dogs with more intellect than you. Now leave me alone and get back to your sad little life

Clive v Footymadkev

Reminds me of when Eric Cartman became a superhero.

 

[Robbie Red Hat]

Yes, Skype. It's an app used for talking face to face over the Internet. I use it with my contacts in Spain often.

This was Captain Obvious's post to make!!!!

Many years ago I had a budgie called Clive.....he tweeted quite a bit but knew sod all about football.

:tophat:


Awesome thread

 

[Jonno]

He's just tweeted something about Hooper now.

Not in tonight's Celtic squad in Germany. If he hasn't traveled, why not?

 

[The_City_Is_Ours]

As with Indykalia, this guys hit rate with previous tweets is incredible;

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 27 Jun

Expect 2 unfamiliar faces when the squad return to training on Monday. One used to play for Ipswich.... #trialists #nffc

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 28 Jun

Winger in by the time we fly out to Portugal. Van Velzen or Lopez I've been told. Possibly both but Baker looks on the cards too #nffc

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 29 Jun

@fritzromanov Was told we were looking at a Walsall player but I wasn't sure on name. Thought it was Grigg to be honest. Contact made though

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 29 Jun

Charlie Austin?? Don't make me laugh. He'll go for nearer 10mill anyway. Plus he's overrated. Sharp is our No.1 striker target #nffc

OR

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 30 Jun

@SBT59 although I did say yesterday that no truth in Austin rumours. I could have been wrong... #nffc

...... OR

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 1h

@ruanrmm No interest in Austin. Don't read into that Hull (no)deal #nffc

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 1h

@Footymadkev I do not claim to be ITK. I will get some things wrong I'll admit. Now piss off

So he's not ITK but then goes on to say ......

Clive Forshaw ‏@CliveForshaw 5m

@Dylannn95 He never meant outright top scorer. Crossed wires with English. Forest are 100% in for Hooper. Deal close #nffc

This is the kind of ITK who throws out enough vague tweets or names almost every player going so they'll sooner or later be able to claim one signing as being one they called first

 

[michael]

Who is this guy?

@CliveForshaw

I have more followers and I'm not an attention whore on twitter

 

[Keysie]

I have more followers and I'm not an attention whore on twitter

But you are on here

 

[michael]

But you are on here

I made sure I put "on twitter" as I knew someone would say it

 

[valspoodle]

Once upon a time the foreshore was that bit of beach left after the tide had gone out.

Come to think of it, that's a bit more interesting than our Clive. Who can't even spell foreshore properly.

 

[john_bird_o]

Who's Clive?

 

[bakeri666]

Who's Clive?

For 24 years I've been living next door to Clive
Clive? Who the f*** is Clive?

 

[PercyFilth]

Clive's really Clyde the Orangutang.
I just hope his granny aint in the car when he has to make a turn.