Chuba Akpom

[Strummer]

I have resurrected his earlier thread and merged it with the new one; Chuba 2: Electric Boogaloo.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

He stank the place out last time.

Shit, I forgot he was meant to be a twat.

If I remember right, when he was at Brentford he was playing poorly and started goading a Brentford fan while he was sat on the bench; sticking his tongue out and rubbing his fingers together as if it indicate 'I have lots money'.

Still, I have complete and utter faith that our supreme recruitment department have vetted this kid from all angles, including his character and attitude

 

[incapable hulk]

I think EM must have a severe compulsive buying disorder.

 

[tomw94]

This would be a complete waste of money, such an uninspiring signing. I hope it falls through.

 

[SouthManchesterTree]

There must be some logic in buying this bloke, Hwang and other similar rubbish, but I’ve no idea what it is

They aren’t good enough to play for us and I can’t believe we make a profit by loaning them out

 

[youreds1986]

Fifteen Million, fucks sake.

 

[SouthManchesterTree]

I wonder if agents say ‘I’ll arrange for
you to buy this player you want, so long as you take on this rubbish as well’

 

[Notcher]

Shit, I forgot he was meant to be a twat.

If I remember right, when he was at Brentford he was playing poorly and started goading a Brentford fan while he was sat on the bench; sticking his tongue out and rubbing his fingers together as if it indicate 'I have lots money'.

Still, I have complete and utter faith that our supreme recruitment department have vetted this kid from all angles, including his character and attitude

I mean, TBF he's done it to a Brentford fan, you're not saying anything I dislike here. In fact I like him for this alone, sign him up.

 

[SouthManchesterTree]

I’d substitute all of this window’s signings for one really good GK. That’s all we really needed.

 

[Rockabilly]

This time last year... Shelvey.

This time this year... a second rate lollypop.

 

[magicwoand]

Forest Social Media preparing the "Look who's Back" Carousel Ad. If we'd got wind of a returning player yesterday everyone would have thought Navas or Brice.

 

[Redemption]

This time last year... Shelvey.

This time this year... a rejected lollypop.

The night is still young.

 

[Tobias]

We need to stop going back in for club legends just because they performed for us years ago.

 

[Rockabilly]

The night is still young.

Yer mean there could be even more?

 

[youreds1986]

I'm honestly aghast.

Fifteen million pound obligation. He's f***ing shite and not what we need, at all.

What on earth is the thinking with this one?

 

[SouthManchesterTree]

Do we still have Origi or have we managed to get rid of him?

 

[Strummer]

Forest Social Media preparing the "Look who's Back" Carousel Ad. If we'd got wind of a returning player yesterday everyone would have thought Navas or Brice.

Forest social media can f*** off.

This clown is not what the club need. He could barely score in a brothel, and he has a bad attitude.

 

[Ashley]

I can't believe I'm about to type these words, but...

I'd genuinely rather have Che Adams!

 

[youreds1986]

I have resurrected his earlier thread and merged it with the new one; Chuba 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Chuba 2: Fifteen million quid down the loo.

 

[Tobias123123]

Hoping this falls through....

 

[Strummer]

This smacks of a Mitladis vanity signing.

 

[youreds1986]

Hoping this falls through....

It'll be the one time the f***ing fax machine is working.

 

[Vikare]

£15m?!

£15m?!!!

If this is any way tru, I am supporting Luton.

 

[Bonfy177]

Gerrum in

 

[Vikare]

*true

This transfer window is so infuriating I forgot how to type.