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Bloody Yorkshire!

RedRobbo

RedRobbo

Geoff Thomas
Now my geography is not good but by my reckoning we've now played 9 games against teams in Yorkshire / Humberside this seaon & registered precisely 4 points - we've yet to win a match.
Always hated bloody Yorkshire - now I understand why!
 
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matt1982

Jack Burkitt
we do seem to have 'issues' against them don't we, whatever the reason is. Barnsley have always been a bit of a bogey side, and going there, as well as the likes of S****horpe, is never easy with their bumpy, cut up pitches and the home crowd on top of you. Likewise Sheff U always make it an ugly, physical game which we just struggle with. Hull, well maybe they're turning into another bogey team as well.

I always used to think the same of north-west sides
 
jellyhead

jellyhead

First Team Squad
I know what your saying, but Scunthorpe is in Lincolnshire


Anyhow, Lets hope we get rid of this jinx and get something at Leeds when we go, we might need it if we are to hang onto a top 6 place.
 
donny

donny

Grenville Morris
We've got 6 by my reckoning, and we've got 2 games left against them...
 
Forestjones

Forestjones

Geoff Thomas
I don't know what they teach their kids, but,

After last night's match, while walking to tram stop with my daughter to catch tram to Meadowhall, overheard a kid talking to whom I assume was his grandad. The kid, probably around the same age as my daughter (10), said, "Always the same Forest, big, dirty and scabs !" The adult then proceeded to brag to his kid about how he was at the City Ground on the day that SU relegated us from the Premiership.

I abstained from loudly telling my daughter that Yorkshire people are "Always the same, big, dirty and Jack The Ripper styled serial killers"
 
Rigler

Rigler

Jack Burkitt
Maybe the next time a Yorkshire team start chanting the oh so original "Scabs,Scabs, Scabs........" we should reply with "Serial killers, Serial killers, Serial killers...."
 
congo_red_49

congo_red_49

Ale Ape
Some Yorkshire facts:-

- Local legislation prevents beer from beiong served cold. Even in summer.
- The people of Yorkshire do not know the Leeds score.
- Or understand the holding role.
- They regulalry feed burgers to swans.
- It is an offence to keep household pets in Yorkshire. Only whippets are exempt from this law.
- No one in Yorkshire has a TV license, as they only watch old Star Trek DVDs.
- They would watch on-line repeats too, but the Internet has not yet reached Yorkshire
- Houses in Yorkshire, uniquely, have 3 taps in the kitchen 'Hot', 'Cold' and 'Tea'.
 
Flaggers

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
congo_red said:
Some Yorkshire facts:-

- Local legislation prevents beer from beiong served cold. Even in summer.
- The people of Yorkshire do not know the Leeds score.
- Or understand the holding role.
- They regulalry feed burgers to swans.
- It is an offence to keep household pets in Yorkshire. Only whippets are exempt from this law.
- No one in Yorkshire has a TV license, as they only watch old Star Trek DVDs.
- They would watch on-line repeats too, but the Internet has not yet reached Yorkshire
- Houses in Yorkshire, uniquely, have 3 taps in the kitchen 'Hot', 'Cold' and 'Tea'.
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Interestingly, Congo, two of those are actually true! :)
 
B

BadgerJim

Viv Anderson
congo_red said:
Some Yorkshire facts:-

- Local legislation prevents beer from beiong served cold. Even in summer.
- The people of Yorkshire do not know the Leeds score.
- Or understand the holding role.
- They regulalry feed burgers to swans.
- It is an offence to keep household pets in Yorkshire. Only whippets are exempt from this law.
- No one in Yorkshire has a TV license, as they only watch old Star Trek DVDs.
- They would watch on-line repeats too, but the Internet has not yet reached Yorkshire
- Houses in Yorkshire, uniquely, have 3 taps in the kitchen 'Hot', 'Cold' and 'Tea'.
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What's t' Leeds score, What's t' holding role? Whilst I await t'answers tut these questions I'm gonna have a cup a tea from't 3rd tap before I take t'whippet out t'feed burgers t'swans, I may stop for a warm beer whilst i'm out before coming home t'watch a bit of deeps space nine, if only there was a device that would allow me to watch an ether of repeats of star trek whenever I wanted!

We ain't all that bad!

Mostly!
 
Forever Forest

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
They all stink of ginger biscuits aswell
 
goatboy

goatboy

Grenville Morris
jellyhead said:
I know what your saying, but Scunthorpe is in Lincolnshire
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North Lincolnshire, mind you. Us Lincoln folk don't have much to do with Scunny and that. Anything beyond Gainsborough might as well be Dunfermline. That, and much of the current East Riding, or East Yorkshire to some, used to be Humberside.
 
Col

Col

Has he singed yet?
Yes, they were all part of 'umberside, then sheepishly decided to be part of Lincolnshire again. Having to cosy up with 'Ull and the like was obviously a scarring experience. :D
 
Forever Forest

Forever Forest

Geoff Thomas
7 out f 10 people in Yorkshire only wash once a week - fact
 
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