Audience with Jeff Stelling

Morpeth

John Robertson
I'm at it now - any questions, ask them here and I'll see if I can get it through. Loads of people here though.
 
W

winnits

Guest
How does someone with no sense of timing or organisation get that job?!
 

pip

Gimp
edgardinho said:
I'm at it now - any questions, ask them here and I'll see if I can get it through. Loads of people here though.

Ask him if he's ever had an intimate encounter with Chris Kamara.
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Rachel Riley - would he hit it?
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
What's a decent pub to drink in near Hartlepool's ground next season?
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Don't diss Stelling. The man's a national treasure.

Have a read of his book "Saturday Afternoon in front of the telly".

Cracking stuff.
 

Morpeth

John Robertson
Well virtually no questions were asked but was a really good night.

He's like a successful Alan partridge!
 

Col

Has he singed yet?
Guys, stop being horrible to each other or else I'll go and tell StuC!
 
Do you reckon there is a big enough naughty step to put Winmits on?
 
W

winnits

Guest
I can't. I think he's shit at his job. I'm glad I don't have Sky Sports News so he can't annoy me.

There, I said it.
 
W

winnits

Guest
Well that's kinda like comparing Josef Fritzl to Hitler or something (in my head).

Or "So, would you like to lose your right or left testicle?'
 
Left. It's always the one that gets caught, always.
 
Mine dangle the same both sides, Is this normal?
 
Top Bottom