Are you Alan?

[Tutts]

http://www.inthetopone.com/2014/11/...loke-near-me-right-tales-from-the-cheap-seats

Was this where Winnits sat before?

 

[winnits]

I think his misheard his name. It's Alex :yes:

 

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

Kev. Banned from LTLF and shouted at at the game in the same week so he jacked it in.

 

[Beasty]

Sounds about right for TE Upper

 

[WeAreNottingham]

f***, I've been rumbled.

 

[Alexandro Garibaldi]

I think his misheard his name. It's Alex :yes:

I actually think I know who this is. :zipit:

 

[Joe Baker's Dog]

There is a bloke 2 rows in front of me in the Lower BC. He has been there for at least the past 20 seasons. I have never heard him utter one positive word. To make things worse he farts, as bad as anybody could ever fart. We know him as Johnny Fartpants. He doesn't know that because he has never spoken to any of us, ever.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

I am Alan.

 

[vansteal]

I'm Alan, and so is my wife

 

[Enzo Molinari]

Can't figure out why anyone is called Alan

 

[winnits]

I blame the parents...

 

[Kelvin's Local]

There is a bloke 2 rows in front of me in the Lower BC. He has been there for at least the past 20 seasons. I have never heard him utter one positive word. To make things worse he farts, as bad as anybody could ever fart. We know him as Johnny Fartpants. He doesn't know that because he has never spoken to any of us, ever.

...where abouts in lower BC? I think i know the bloke. He sits next to me! Takes up 25% of my seat.

 

[Ricochet]

There is a bloke 2 rows in front of me in the Lower BC. He has been there for at least the past 20 seasons. I have never heard him utter one positive word. To make things worse he farts, as bad as anybody could ever fart. We know him as Johnny Fartpants. He doesn't know that because he has never spoken to any of us, ever.

Sorry about that pal but we all have problems,I,ll be having a curry the night before the charlton game.

 

[Agent Penguin]

I am Spartacus

 

[tropix]

There's a bloke like that on the right side of Upper Trent, T1. You can tell he was a proper hard lad back in the day though so no one says anything to him. He wears classic mens jeans

 

[Alan Akbah]

I don't know anyone called Alan

 

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

Who is your favourite Alan of all time? Can we add a poll?

 

[Strummer]

Partridge?

 

[BryanRoy22]

It's worse when somebody is sitting or standing beside you with really offensive breath and they insist on shouting or singing songs the whole game.

Gargle with some mouthwash before you let yourself out the house, man.

 

[carlosmerino]

There's a bloke like that on the right side of Upper Trent, T1. You can tell he was a proper hard lad back in the day though so no one says anything to him. He wears classic mens jeans

Does he have earrings and wears and a cap?

 

[Barbus]

There's a bloke like that on the right side of Upper Trent, T1. You can tell he was a proper hard lad back in the day though so no one says anything to him. He wears classic mens jeans

As opposed to classic womens jeans?

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

I get a bit embarrassed at times with the vitrol one of my mates spout. You;d have thunk poor ol' Jim Brennan murdered his family.

 

[Redemption]

Ram-a-alan ram-a-alan-a-ding-dong

 

[tropix]

Does he have earrings and wears and a cap?

Skinhead, boots, absolutely classic blue jeans. He used to go on about Raddy being polish

As opposed to classic womens jeans?

I can just imagine going into a shop and demanding the most classic pair of jeans on offer

 

[Red Duster]

http://www.inthetopone.com/2014/11/...loke-near-me-right-tales-from-the-cheap-seats

A cracking read, thanks for posting the link.