Sports Quotes of the Decade

Johnny Bravo

Jack Armstrong
BBC have compiled a rather large list of quotes of the decade from various sports, it's a rather good chuckle reading through. A favourite of mine was the below.

After having studied the whole unsavoury incident on 43 occasions, including slow-motion replays, we have decided against implementing a rule that spectators should remain clothed at all times.

A statement from World Indoor Championship Bowls officials after the sport gained its first streaker in the shape of Tracy Sergeant.

The link for the first part is http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2009/12/quotes_of_the_decade_part_i.html but there's other parts and another one somewhere for quotes of 2009
 
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winnits

Guest
My favourite was that one by superam that confidently stated that once Derby were above us in the table they'd stay there :D
 

Erik

oopsy daisy!
LTLF Minion
Winnits said:
My favourite was that one by superam that confidently stated that once Derby were above us in the table they'd stay there :D
superam said:
Like i said, you wont get above us this season :nowink:
;D

This one?

It really is a little gem isn't it?

:D
 

puds1970

Steve Chettle
I'd like to vote for this classic from the comedy genius that is Ian Holloway.
"To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee."
:D
Love it.
 

Nick.

Jack Armstrong
sedgred said:
How about the ultra confident Joshmeowd

Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy
Chin Chin Charoo
We've got no debt
And we're richer than you
That was the best one :D
 

lynn5

A. Trialist
My favorite tom brady quotes is:
“Realizing my potential has been what my Career has been all about. Things I have dreamed"
(Tom Brady)
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
"They are not deadlines".
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Can’t remember the exact wording but what about the tweet CK put out about golf when the entire Derby fan base was going into meltdown due to yet another deadline ( of which there are none ) being missed 🤣

#imissCK😕
 
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