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BBC have compiled a rather large list of quotes of the decade from various sports, it's a rather good chuckle reading through. A favourite of mine was the below.
A statement from World Indoor Championship Bowls officials after the sport gained its first streaker in the shape of Tracy Sergeant.
The link for the first part is http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2009/12/quotes_of_the_decade_part_i.html but there's other parts and another one somewhere for quotes of 2009
After having studied the whole unsavoury incident on 43 occasions, including slow-motion replays, we have decided against implementing a rule that spectators should remain clothed at all times.
A statement from World Indoor Championship Bowls officials after the sport gained its first streaker in the shape of Tracy Sergeant.
The link for the first part is http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2009/12/quotes_of_the_decade_part_i.html but there's other parts and another one somewhere for quotes of 2009