I've already entered talks about the buggery situation. She's well up for it. I've decided to say yes. We are already great together. Taking her for a candlelit dinner later using the rest of my cash.
A bigmac under the light of a rollup and a bit of blutak is just what she dreamed of.
So you've turned on the charm then. Well done. You've been linked in the tabloids for weeks.
It's what she sees in me.
It's what she sticks in me.
Must be your personality mate.
@fawaz_alhasawi1 3m I'm delighted to announce the signing of Dave Benson-Phillips on a 3 year deal #NFFC #Dave
for the first time i noticed your profile pic. f***ing Dougie!
Well my avatar has gone down well
When it comes to Jennifer Lawrence I'd drag my bare arse through twenty panes of broken glass just to shag her armpit fold.
Eye may be a bit too far mind