Alfie Haaland

[valspoodle]

Come on
@ErlingHaaland
back to work. Big city nightlife is not for you

Standing on a slippery boulder with a chain saw whirring away. Wonder what his club think of that?

 

[BryanRoy]

Erling really getting into his fashion sense.

 

[cheapseats]

I'm sorry but he looks a total bell-end.

 

[GOBIAS]

I'm sorry but he looks a total bell-end.

You have no sense of style.

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

I'm sure that get-up still probably cost more than I earn in a month.

 

[cheapseats]

I'm sure that get-up still probably cost more than I earn in a month.

Get up being the operative term…

They look like a low quality stag night out in Blackpool…

 

[valspoodle]

Buying expensive designer gear is no guarantee that you're going to look fabulous. If you're a prawn, you'll stay a prawn.

 

[DapperDan]

Erling really getting into his fashion sense.

Doesn't look like an elite athlete

 

[cheapseats]

Doesn't look like an elite athlete

Could also be the intro to a low budget porn movie.
“Meet my mate Erland-he’s got a big chainsaw”

 

[Harvey]

It's what happens when you decide to make a beach outfit out of Christmas wrapping paper

 

[Lee]

Fair play to the lad

 

[PynchonForest]

Doesn't look like an elite athlete

He will be WPOTY sooner rather than later.

 

[Captain Sinister]

Standing on a slippery boulder with a chain saw whirring away. Wonder what his club think of that?

If you look closely the chain saw isn't actually going.
If it was, then he really ought to be wearing a hard hat and full-face industrial visor.
Kick back of a chain saw to the head is rather nasty and tends to be fatal.

 

[valspoodle]

If you look closely the chain saw isn't actually going.
If it was, then he really ought to be wearing a hard hat and full-face industrial visor.
Kick back of a chain saw to the head is rather nasty and tends to be fatal.

Actually I don't think he's standing on a boulder either, but I love having a dart at these posers. He won't care.