Sean Dyche

[Listen 'ere young man]

Kinda makes you wonder we're the club would be if Vitor had come in after Ange?

Clear of relegation and in the semi final of the Europa.

 

[LiarsBar]

I wonder what he’s thinking this morning?
Hard yards, nuts and bolts?
Practicing his Cloughie impressions?
Trimming his Disc Beard?
Wondering if giving players clear instructions might just be the way forward for modern management?
A new set piece coach for his next job?
He’s been a Premier League manager for a long time ya know!

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

Dyche has inadvertently (likely) helped us to one record this season: we'll be the first EPL club to have had four permanent(!) Managers in a season and stayed up.

 

[Captain Sinister]

Dyche has inadvertently (likely) helped us to one record this season: we'll be the first EPL club to have had four permanent(!) Managers in a season and stayed up.

Big assumption in your post.

 

[Fangorn Forest FC]

Big assumption in your post.

Two, actually!

 

[GaryCrosbysStepOver]

In addition to that, wasn't Lucca Dyche's man? And wasn't Dyche at the helm when we loaned Kalimuendo out? Anyone think he'd have been more useful for us than Lucca?

I don't doubt Dyche's intentions. But his methods are absolute dogsh** for the modern game.

Letting Kalimuendo go to get Lucca in - I don’t know who sanctioned that, but it was an extraordinary and reckless thing to do

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

Big assumption in your post.

What, that there might be a fifth?

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

What, that there might be a fifth?

Think the reference to all of them being 'managers' is the assumption.

 

[Farmer Jack]

Interviewer to MGW (paraphrased): "What has Sean Dyche got you doing on the training pitch to have improved things?"

MGW: "Errm...running, running, and more running"


Yyeaah, enough said.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

If I was taking instructions from Dyche, my ADHD brain couldn't get past 'Doesn't he talk funny...what's that all about?'.

 

[JonnoSnr]

I dont think Dyche was half as bad as Ange but maybe its a damning indictment with what the squad have shown recently, that I only thought we were 50/50 to stay up under him.

See I thought Ange was naive but also quite unlucky. He had awful fixtures except for Burnley (and even they weren't the broken mess they are now) and we couldn’t finish our dinner despite creating scores of chances.

 

[Harry1982]

See I thought Ange was naive but also quite unlucky. He had awful fixtures except for Burnley (and even they weren't the broken mess they are now) and we couldn’t finish our dinner despite creating scores of chances.

Agree ange with a pre season and more squad depth with quality would have been very good, hell that first half against Porto was probably the best we have ever played since promotion.

 

[Project Zeus]

He'll pop up at Leeds or somewhere next season and we can all have a good laugh watching him gradually drain the soul out of the club.

 

[Listen 'ere young man]

See I thought Ange was naive but also quite unlucky. He had awful fixtures except for Burnley (and even they weren't the broken mess they are now) and we couldn’t finish our dinner despite creating scores of chances.

Ange undid all the good defensive solidity from last year in a heartbeat. We would be leaking goals like a sieve.

 

[Carlos]

I think it's a fair assumption to say both Ange and Dyche were bob

 

[Captain Sinister]

I wonder if Dyche still attends games at the WFCG?
And I wonder if Stone and Woan still want to work with him?

 

[Captain Sinister]

Agree ange with a pre season and more squad depth with quality would have been very good, hell that first half against Porto was probably the best we have ever played since promotion.

Did you not see the match last night then?

 

[JonnoSnr]

Did you not see the match last night then?

We played well last night of course, albeit helped by some very generous defending, but that first half against Betis was something else.

They way we popped it about creating chance after chance was elite level. It's probably the best I've ever seen a Forest side play in 30 years which considering it was away at Betis is some feat.

 

[Haych]

We’re as good as safe now yet the thread of a former manager is still being bumped by people saying he’s shit, might go call Ange shit too in his thread ffs.

Can we just be happy we’re playing PL football again next season.

 

[Harry1982]

Did you not see the match last night then?

Dont get me wrong the performance yesterday and the result were top tier but that match under ange was the football proper sexy football but the result wasnt the best. Apologise it was betis as posted above, memory gone to shit over the last few years

 

[marshal99]

Dyche was old school, it's his way or the highway. With him, there's only the stick, no carrot. Not enough fitness, more training, more running, run run run. With VP, do well, less training, more off days, no flying off the handle, treat players with respect and they respond in kind.

 

[trent end loyal]

He’ll go back to Burnley when they sack Parker at the end of this season.

 

[mysteryduck]

If you combined Dyche and Ange into one monstrous hybrid, I wonder if it'd be a better or worse manager than each ot them individually.

 

[Rzar]

Dyche was old school, it's his way or the highway. With him, there's only the stick, no carrot. Not enough fitness, more training, more running, run run run. With VP, do well, less training, more off days, no flying off the handle, treat players with respect and they respond in kind.

Nuno was the same, they would basically celebrate a day off after wins in the dressing room.

 

[Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD.]

If you combined Dyche and Ange into one monstrous hybrid, I wonder if it'd be a better or worse manager than each ot them individually.

I would imagine that the sound of their voice would cause your ears to explode.