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Ousmane Diomande

There was a woman worked in development at Boots called Karen Slapper
 
I used to work with someone called Wayne King, quite apt as he was a right toss@r.
 
Back in the 80's a lady representative used to call in on me named Mariam Bangs who worked a German company called Aron Fuchs.
I think they made a good pair.
 
Quite rare in these clean-shaven days, but there is the unfortunate Eric of the Hunt family as well
 
My mate at school was called Wayne Carr, no shit.
In a previous job, we used to tag people who were being rude as Wayne Kerr on the system.

Same company used to have user names as your first initial and surname. Barry Adcock was amusing. It was a large US company with thousands of workers, there seemed to be a lot of people called T Watson, which was shortened to Twat and a number.
 
One of my colleagues in Singapore is Yung Mi So.

And when you remember Asian names are surname-first, then you’ll know why this amuses my juvenile brain.
 
Used to have a customer called Jenny Taylor. Also had a Teresa Green

My favourite though, for user accounts in a previous life we used to use first 3 letters of first name and first 3 of surname. Poor old Lesley Bowman, Amanda Nobel and Matthew Waters
 
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