Oliver Burke

Vance_Warner

Youth Team
I remember a Newcastle fan getting a big tattoo of Andy Cole on his thigh. It was photographed and appeared on the front page of most national newspapers when Cole left Newcastle before the ink in the tat was dry.
If I remember correctly he then claimed it was Ruel Fox.
 
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Alpha Fail

Jack Burkitt
Getting players' names put on your kids shirt is fraught with danger

When I was seven I badgered my Dad into getting me a shirt with Bohinen's name on it, only for him to sod off to Blackburn a couple of weeks later
Would it help if I told you I brought along my foul mouthed Norwegian mate to a Coventry Blackburn game and sat by the corner flag so he could give Lars the worst verbal a player has ever received in his mother tongue?
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist

DM comments' broken clock moment with two things in general - his tattoos (which do look especially silly - when you see the likes of Yates and Ando with nothing obviously visible, they look a lot tidier) and what's happening to Ollie's other kid when they're off doing this... probably with the mum...
 

uredsuns

Rice 13

DM comments' broken clock moment with two things in general - his tattoos (which do look especially silly - when you see the likes of Yates and Ando with nothing obviously visible, they look a lot tidier) and what's happening to Ollie's other kid when they're off doing this... probably with the mum...
Who gives a shit?
 
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