Lorenzo Lucca

[DanR]

I'd like to think they sent him on 'gardening leave' to Naples immediately after the Bourn-muff match. Off you trot....

Either way, we have definitely missed a photo opportunity for Nick Randall standing at the airport departure lounge, waving him off.

 

[Otis Redding]

Given it's generally accepted that this lad was signed at his request, will he be back at Dyche's next club?

 

[JonnoSnr]

Given it's generally accepted that this lad was signed at his request, will he be back at Dyche's next club?

Possibly, Dog and Duck seems about his level to be fair.

 

[Strummer]

Possibly, Dog and Duck seems about his level to be fair.

Oi! The Dog & Duck aren’t that desperate, I can tell you with some authority.

 

[Bing Crosby's Head]

I was going to say 'don't hit the door on your way out' but then remembered he had no chance of ever hitting anything.

 

[Chairman Mo]

I was going to say 'don't hit the door on your way out' but then remembered he had no chance of ever hitting anything.

Top of the door frame with his head, maybe?

 

[TrickyTree101]

I know we have had some bad transfer deals but Napoli got him on loan for a fee of €9,000,000 with an obligation to buy for €26,000,000 - If they are willing to splash that amount of cash on him, then we should be trying to sell them John Victor for at least 50 mil !

 

[Statto]

I was going to say 'don't hit the door on your way out' but then remembered he had no chance of ever hitting anything.

I was going to say "well he tried that but missed" but actually I don't recall him actually missing much for us. He just didn't get any chances.

 

[Osiris]

I was going to say "well he tried that but missed" but actually I don't recall him actually missing much for us. He just didn't get any chances.

I was going to say something

But this guy was so utterly shit I won't waste my breath