Jonjo Shelvey
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Stuart Pearce
A report in the Guardian at the time suggested that - https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...s-over-jonjo-shelveys-confused-exit-from-club but they didn't seem sure.
He appears to be an international man of mystery!
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Oh, behave!
Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
How many years contract does this awful person have left?
Is he Harry Arter in disguise?
Is he Harry Arter in disguise?
Cureboy
Geoff Thomas
What a ***t
„Eyupspor“ sounds like a club formed by Yorkshire expats in Türkiye?
Shearstone
Derby delenda est
Good bloody riddance.
Notcher
Ian Bowyer
It's still unclear who he actually signed from. None of the reports say who either. This is still a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma, and shrouded with more mysticism.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
That tweet says is and I think us - think there will have been a gentleman's agreement in place that I hope never gets investigated!
Notcher
Ian Bowyer
Yeah, I should have added "none Turkish media" tweets. We know what absolute shite they come out with so I was looking at the ones outside of there which don't appear to be regurgitated.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
There'll be a reason very little is being reported - it's because we've cocked up and don't want it to become common knowledge.
Notcher
Ian Bowyer
I would rather we threw our hands up and be honest about it if it is the case.
Cover ups only ever leads to far worse consequences.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
Bit late for that.
Baronvon
Jack Burkitt
Everytime I nearly wipe my memory of Jonjo Shelvey ever playing for us, this thread reemerges to bring it all back.
It was genuinely astonishing just how bad he was. So bad you could be forgiven for thinking he was a double agent working for the opposition team.
It was genuinely astonishing just how bad he was. So bad you could be forgiven for thinking he was a double agent working for the opposition team.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
His short pass in the six yard box and then hands out 'you twat' shout as if the subsequent goal wasn't his fault was the ultimate in shit. Shame how it went, but he was indeed an arsehole.
Notcher
Ian Bowyer
I thought of him on Saturday when I saw that Smallbone chap from Southampton.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
Ha, same! Weren't we linked with him at one point?
Notcher
Ian Bowyer
I seem to recall we were now you mention it.
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
Think it was after Southampton were relegated?
Baronvon
Jack Burkitt
Was against Villa I think. If memory serves, it was the opening goal too.
There could have potentially been a way back if he'd have got his head down and worked on regaining his match sharpness - as he was undeniably a proven Premier League player - but instead he took grevious offence when Cooper understandably dropped him.
eyupmeduck
Grenville Morris
Well I'm delighted to have discovered a team call eyupspor who play in the eyup stadium actually exist but at the same time devastated that the reason for this discovery is that voldemort is joining them.
Managed by Arda Turan, stadium capacity is 2500. Check out the official club site by the way, in particular the directors pages, id say JJS shouldn't count on being paid.
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Managed by Arda Turan, stadium capacity is 2500. Check out the official club site by the way, in particular the directors pages, id say JJS shouldn't count on being paid.
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Laying Pipe
If there's any issues he could just email them, only once as they all have the same info@example.com email address
