João Carvalho

Alf-engelos Mindminackers said:
Nah. When I'm in that mood, I sit in one of the wheelchairs I stole from her.
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I think I went out with her.
I spotted her sat in a a wheelchair at a dance.
No one was going near her so soft hearted bugger me went and asked her for a wheel around the dance floor.
She was delighted and said after the dancing, would you like to wheel me home?
So, being a kind hearted soul I said OK.
As we went past the park she said, if you hang me up by my bra straps on the railings you can make love to me.
Afterwards, I unhooked her, sat he back in her wheel chair and took her home, where her mother was waiting.
"Ooh you are a kind gentleman" the mother said, making me feel guilty as sin, so I said, "I'm really not".
"You are" she said, I usually have to go and unhook her myself.

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Captain Sinister said:
I think I went out with her.
I spotted her sat in a a wheelchair at a dance.
No one was going near her so soft hearted bugger me went and asked her for a wheel around the dance floor.
She was delighted and said after the dancing, would you like to wheel me home?
So, being a kind hearted soul I said OK.
As we went past the park she said, if you hang me up by my bra straps on the railings you can make love to me.
Afterwards, I unhooked her, sat he back in her wheel chair and took her home, where her mother was waiting.
"Ooh you are a kind gentleman" the mother said, making me feel guilty as sin, so I said, "I'm really not".
"You are" she said, I usually have to go and unhook her myself.

I thank you...
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Genuine true story this. When Walkabout used to be banging in Nottingham, I was out with the lads and there was a girl in there on the dance floor in a wheelchair and she was so nice but a bit lost bless her, and just trying to have a good time. And so me and the lads literally threw her everywhere around the dance floor like Tesco's shopping trolley and she utterly thrived on it as well. It was an absolute right laugh.
 
Alf-engelos Mindminackers said:
Genuine true story this. When Walkabout used to be banging in Nottingham, I was out with the lads and there was a girl in there on the dance floor in a wheelchair and she was so nice but a bit lost bless her, and just trying to have a good time. And so me and the lads literally threw her everywhere around the dance floor like Tesco's shopping trolley and she utterly thrived on it as well. It was an absolute right laugh.
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but did you leave her hooked up on the railings?
 
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