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Mr. Blonde

Jack Armstrong
Mel has sold the ground on already


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Still laughing! :lol:
 

Mr. Blonde

Jack Armstrong
Although slightly worrying that "Satanist" is used so often by Maxi that it appears as the first option on his autocorrect
 

Strummer

Orel Mangala Fan Club
Pretty much the whole of the „Demise of Derby…“ thread has been an absolute pearler these last couple of days; but this exchange in particular made me snort like a pig:

Watch rats like Tom Lawrence desert the sinking ship quicker than Rooney taking up an invite to a care home.

Well Lawrence does have a track record of walking away from car crashes and leaving people for dead
 

congo_red

Ale ape.
Original piss-take material, we're laughing at The Sheeps, lock down your accounting procedures.

We need someone better at song writing than me to re-work “dry your eyes” by the streets.


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Dry your eyes sheep,
I know it’s hard to take but the EFL’s mind’s been made up,
You’ve been fucked by FFP,
Dry your eyes sheep,
I know you want to tell the world how much this pain hurts,
But please shut the fuck up now,
It’s ooooooooover

I know in the past you’ve found it hard to take,
Mel telling you things, but not telling straight,
But the more you refuse to accept your fate,
The more we celebrate….

Dry your eyes sheep,
I know it’s hard to take but you’ll be relegated,
You’re only on minus 3,
Dry your eyes sheep,
Nobody cares about player value amortisation,
Truth is we’ll never play you again,
It’s oooooooover


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Like him finding out about santa or the tooth fairy....

"Dad some older boys at school said Derby doesn't exist..... "

"Well you're Ten now son I think you need to be told the truth... I'm sorry son but Derby County aren't real, they are just made up..."

"but what about the fact they ain't beat us for over a thousand days"

"Ah you see that's true, but it was a long time ago"

"But what about the Brian Clough trophy?"

"We just put it with the rest"

"If you don't bounce then your a red?"

"Stole from Sheff weds"

"Pride park"

"The best park and ride north of leicester"

"Someone at school said they spent 4 million on Martyn Waghorn instead of paying the HMRC... I called him a lier"

"No son that's true"

"He also said they sacked their club captain for being a passenger in a car but not the two drivers who broke the law and took no care or consideration for other people's safety"

"Yeah thats also true"

"A EFL conspiracy"

"About as much truth and substance as a flat earther"

"So miracles don't exist then dad?"

"Well Colin Karen Richards came back from the dead so maybe"

"But you and mum took us to see Derby getting beat by Basford United a few weeks back on Markeaton park?"

"Ah that's AFC Derby Rams son, they are just men with normal jobs who dress up as Derby players at certain times of the year to provide entertainment and laughter to the masses..."

"Oh OK dad....Is Steve Cooper still a football genius dad?"

"Yes son"

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Strummer

Orel Mangala Fan Club
This is quite frankly a magnificent effort from NFFCMagz, who should, at the very least, be put in charge of the next British Eurovision entry:

Does anyone else ever read Ze List and move things around to put them into the Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start The Fire" (Google it, young un's)in their head?

Boris Johnson, Colin Fray, Lyle Taylor, Pancake Day
DC Comics, Alcohol, Luca DiMarzio
Lewis Grabban, Sam Longson, 32Red, Jeremy Simpson
Aston Villa, Brice Samba, Bungle from Rainbow

Middlesbrough, Wycombe, Congo Red, Adrian Durham
Beardo, Mitchell and Webb and the European Super League
Chris Kirchner, MP’s, Pozzo Family
Harry Enfield, Atari, Scott McKenna, GOODBYE

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

I mean, when Ashley closes the list we might have to do the whole song. However, I suspect that the sheep will have blamed everyone in the original song by then anyway.

I've shoehorned a few more in.

Boris Johnson, Colin Fray, Lyle Taylor, Pancake Day
DC Comics, Alcohol, Luca DiMarzio
Lewis Grabban, Sam Longson, 32Red, Jeremy Simpson
Aston Villa, Brice Samba, Bungle from Rainbow

Middlesbrough, Wycombe, Congo Red, Adrian Durham
Beardo, Mitchell and Webb and the European Super League
Chris Kirchner, MP’s, Pozzo Family
Harry Enfield, Atari, Scott McKenna, GOODBYE

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

Kenny Loggins, Kenny Burns, Sky Bet and Brian Clough
Rockabilly, Daniel Taylor, Bouncer The Dog
Ed Dawes, Tim Robinson, Leicester City, Steve Gibson
Cardiff City fans, "Steve McLaren"

Brexit, The Queen, OKSpidermAndy
Mason Bennett, Darren Bent, Nathan Thomas, Scott Malone
Hasbro, Rob Dorsett, Simon Jordan, MaxiRobriguez
Leeds United, Nigel Clough, Forest Fans in Upper Bridgford

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
 
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