Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

[Morpeth]

Alternatively, could this speculation just involve practising the signature a dozen times and then going for it.

 

[congo_red_49]

Well...now we all know which forum members not to trust - but I'm just speculating.

 

[NFFCMagz]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1542479508451868672

Wonder which *that* one is?

The head honcho at HMRC who signs off on it, perhaps? Sitting at their desk having just read they're being offered a very small percentage of what's owed . . . . sign it off and render any new status as a preferred creditor in future cases of football administration useless or reject it and tell security downstairs to expect a handful of pitchfork wielding, lantern carrying, plastic flag waving, ugly inbreds to turn up on battered old pushbikes and scooters on Monday morning?

 

[virgo]

Alternatively, could this speculation just involve practising the signature a dozen times and then going for it.

Schoolboy error-you need to copy it upside down, and then you are only copying shapes and don't apply your normal muscle memory as you would by just practising it. Speculating again, of course.

 

[vertigored]

Really hoping that HMRC are just sat there waiting for them to pop out of administration so they can slap a winding up petition on them!

 

[Redemption]

The secret is to rip out the old signature so you've got a feathered edge, and then you don't usually need the tippex, or not so much of it anyway. Pure speculation on my part too.

If you have the full version of Acrobat, you can post an image with a transparent background onto a document to make it look like the ink went across the print. This is also speculation.

 

[virgo]

If you have the full version of Acrobat, you can post an image with a transparent background onto a document to make it look like the ink went across the print. This is also speculation.

Good tip, but when I first speculated about these things it was still the dark ages, when even Tippex was thought of as Hi Tech!

 

[Bonfy177]

Really hoping that HMRC are just sat there waiting for them to pop out of administration so they can slap a winding up petition on them!

Bit like when some mush gets released from prison and gets re-arrested outside the gates and locked up again

it would make them and any other fecker thinking I’ll fist HMRC think again,

go get em HMRC

 

[DanR]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1542479508451868672

Wonder which *that* one is?

The head honcho at HMRC who signs off on it, perhaps? Sitting at their desk having just read they're being offered a very small percentage of what's owed . . . . sign it off and render any new status as a preferred creditor in future cases of football administration useless or reject it and tell security downstairs to expect a handful of pitchfork wielding, lantern carrying, plastic flag waving, ugly inbreds to turn up on battered old pushbikes and scooters on Monday morning?

It's Rooney - it's taken since September to get him to hold the pen now they just need to get him to hold it the right way up.

 

[Bonfy177]

Schoolboy error-you need to copy it upside down, and then you are only copying shapes and don't apply your normal muscle memory as you would by just practising it. Speculating again, of course.

If you have the full version of Acrobat, you can post an image with a transparent background onto a document to make it look like the ink went across the print. This is also speculation.

Good tip, but when I first speculated about these things it was still the dark ages, when even Tippex was thought of as Hi Tech!

It’s like being on a forum with a bunch of Louis Dega’s ( one for the teenagers)

anyone got any tips of safe cracking ?

 

[Winnits]

It's Rooney - it's taken since September to get him to hold the pen now they just need to get him to hold it the right way up.

He’s in A&E now waiting for them to take the pen out his nose

 

[congo_red_49]

He’s in A&E now waiting for them to take the pen out his nose

They only gave him a pen because he'd eaten the crayons as well...

 

[Lefkasman]

Alternatively, could this speculation just involve practising the signature a dozen times and then going for it.

For some reason copying a signature upsidedown comes out far more accurately. No I don't mean standing on your head.
Saw that on some local telly years ago being demonstrated by a copper.
Just saw Virgo beat me to it.

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[Trents]

Apparently Rob Couhig is outside Pride park waiting for this to be completed too

 

[Statto]

For some reason copying a signature upsidedown comes out far more accurately. No I don't mean standing on your head.
Saw that on some local telly years ago being demonstrated by a copper.
Just saw Virgo beat me to it.

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It is

I can't draw at all and finished Art at school after year 8 (as soon as we could) but one of the things I did learn (apart from that I'm shit at it) is that you can copy a signature much easier upside down. Actually I can't believe a school taught that.

 

[Winnits]

Apparently Rob Couhig is outside Pride park waiting for this to be completed too

Is he? I might take him a coffee and a steak bake

 

[Trents]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1542479508451868672

Been waiting on this signature for over 3 hours now

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Hang on a minute. Imperial measurements of the table? Get the metric system on the list.

 

[eyupmeduck]

Just caught some buffoons on Skysports saying that they will be "Back in the Championship next year and Premier league a couple of years after that".

Also the attached tweet made me realise that its not a normal fanbase that they've got is it?

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[Red Dawn]

“Well Mike Ashley’s on the verge of buying the club for 35 quid”

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[Ashley]

Just caught some buffoons on Skysports saying that they will be "Back in the Championship next year and Premier league a couple of years after that".

Also the attached tweet made me realise that its not a normal fanbase that they've got is it?

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Absolutely delusional. They are more likely to get relegated next season than promoted, talk of being in the Premier League anytime soon is absolutely laughable. They really are completely and utterly out of touch with reality.

 

[Trents]

I hope Oxford realise they have hit the League 1 jackpot getting to play them first.

 

[Flaggers]

Presumably if this guy is a proper Derby fan with deep pockets, the only reason he didn't buy them 3, 6, 9 months ago is down to price - which suggests he's lowballed the administrators, who are over a barrel at this point...

 

[vertigored]

Another “deadline“ slipping away

 

[Rockabilly]

Absolutely delusional. They are more likely to get relegated next season than promoted, talk of being in the Premier League anytime soon is absolutely laughable. They really are completely and utterly out of touch with reality.

I think they're arrogant. They're showing no respect to League One. The more arrogant they get, the more they're gonna get folks and other League One teams backs up. They'll learn the hard way.