Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

[Judge]

Good Morning Judge how are you today... (10cc, sorry I couldn't resist). You've picked a mighty fine time to reside in the Derby area.
Hope you're gonna milk it for all it's worth.

10CC, there's a blast from the past.
All good here Rockabilly.
I'm not sure I really have the right to milk it though.
Apart from living in Nottingham for 5 years or so back in the late 90s, I'm only a Forest fan due to my old man, he was Meadows born and bred.
I'll take the piss no doubt, but milking it isn't really my thing. I'll just cynically remind them of their reality when they start running their mouths off.

 

[Redemption]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1540963839164006400

 

[Bonfy177]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1540963839164006400

Got 6 lines in then read “according to Alan Nixon”

that was enough daftness for one article

#BLOCKED

 

[Rockabilly]

10CC, there's a blast from the past.
All good here Rockabilly.
I'm not sure I really have the right to milk it though.
Apart from living in Nottingham for 5 years or so back in the late 90s, I'm only a Forest fan due to my old man, he was Meadows born and bred.
I'll take the piss no doubt, but milking it isn't really my thing. I'll just cynically remind them of their reality when they start running their mouths off.

It's how most of us became Forest fans, because of our dads. It certainly was in my case.

 

[Bonfy177]

It's how most of us became Forest fans, because of our dads. It certainly was in my case.

Aye same this end, father looked like Shilts and he has hands like bunches of bananas, or fingers like links of sausage take yer pick,

when I was 6-7 that was good enough for me.

 

[Judge]

Aye same this end, father looked like Shilts and he has hands like bunches of bananas, or fingers like links of sausage take yer pick,

when I was 6-7 that was good enough for me.

Did he shag owt that moved.
Shilton was a bit of a ladies man wasn't he?

 

[Rockabilly]

Did he shag owt that moved.
Shilton was a bit of a ladies man wasn't he?

There used to be a song about 'Tina' but I can't for the life of me remember it.

 

[Bonfy177]

Did he shag owt that moved.
Shilton was a bit of a ladies man wasn't he?

There used to be a song about 'Tina' but I can't for the life of me remember it.

Can’t remember the song lyrics but I can remember offering the entire Roker End out for a straightener after the Sunderland fans started taunting Shilton with the “Tina Tina“ chant, I was 7-8 years old at the time.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

There used to be a song about 'Tina' but I can't for the life of me remember it.

Yes there was Rocksta, cant memba it tho, mind yow I cant memba which Wetherz am in.

Tina wa the one in Shiltz Jag wannit?

 

[Rockabilly]

Yes there was Rocksta, cant memba it tho, mind yow I cant memba which Wetherz am in.

Tina wa the one in Shiltz Jag wannit?

Yep

 

[Redemption]

Does ya missus know your here?

 

[Rockabilly]

Does ya missus know your here?

There was a little ditty about Shilton and Tina.

 

[Redemption]

Something something Tima
In the back of his Cortina
But nothing else can be dragged up for the depths

 

[Rockabilly]

Something something Tima
In the back of his Cortina
But nothing else can be dragged up for the depths

Yes, something like that.

 

[Rockabilly]

Yes there was Rocksta, cant memba it tho, mind yow I cant memba which Wetherz am in.

Tina wa the one in Shiltz Jag wannit?

I read somewhere Ray, they're gonna put cameras in the bogs at spoons?

 

[adam09]

Annoying I can’t yet bet on Derby to relegated.

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

It's a shame they can't get Whitaker and Savage in. They have experience now of starting a team up from scratch with their Macclesfield experience. They would probably need to pay compo for them though.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

I read somewhere Ray, they're gonna put cameras in the bogs at spoons?

Yeh there in some in London already m8.

Couple a jak the lads at nxt table to me wa given their marchin orders, sniffing powder with their backs to the camera but in front of a full length mirror

Dense as fuk thm Cokneez !

 

[Statto]

Clay plays for Orient. And he’s just signed a new deal if I remember correctly, so that rules him out


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He was probably bricking it that Derby might come in for him so signed up.

 

[Bonfy177]

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Yeh there in some in London already m8.

Couple a jak the lads at nxt table to me wa given their marchin orders, sniffing powder with their backs to the camera but in front of a full length mirror

Dense as fuk thm Cokneez !

totally irresponsible of them Raymondo,

everyone knows if your having a line do it off the back of a sausage dog

 

[Bonfy177]

Just had a quick look on the official Derby County website ( don’t know why so don’t ask )

the players section is a quick read

looks as if they’ll be playing a basic 3-2-1 system in the upcoming season with a rush goalkeeper, they’re developing the Pep system of playing from the back looks fraught with danger I think, be interesting to watch.

 

[Harvey]

The full first team come their first game:

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

Just had a quick look on the official Derby County website ( don’t know why so don’t ask )

the players section is a quick read

looks as if they’ll be playing a basic 3-2-1 system in the upcoming season with a rush goalkeeper, they’re developing the Pep system of playing from the back looks fraught with danger I think, be interesting to watch.

A 3-2-1 system you say

498 × 373

 

[Flaggers]

There used to be a song about 'Tina' but I can't for the life of me remember it.

Yes there was Rocksta, cant memba it tho, mind yow I cant memba which Wetherz am in.

Tina wa the one in Shiltz Jag wannit?

There was a little ditty about Shilton and Tina.

Something something Tima
In the back of his Cortina
But nothing else can be dragged up for the depths

I suspect it was a small variation on Ian Dury's "Billericay Dickie"...

"Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena...."

 

[virgo]

Something something Tima
In the back of his Cortina
But nothing else can be dragged up for the depths

I can't remember the chant, but if you substitute "Nina" for "Tina" that's the lyric to " Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury


Edit: Flagman beat me to it !