Champions League Final - Man Utd vs Barcelona

Who Will Win?

  • Manchester United

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Randy Bumgardener

AKA Randy Bumgardener
Well, I can proudly report that I wore my shirt with pride into a pub fillet with mac scum. After all the cheers at me died down (they realised that other teams wear red too) I I took great pleisure in responding to every ''why you wearing that like'' with

''I thought I would welcome you into the hall of european greats if you had won''

One chap had no idea we even won it. He thought Busby's babes won it in 1979 :D :D :D :D :D
 

The Maniacal Megatron

I belong to nobody!!!
I was on the way in today and I could hear this beeping noise coming from Salford. Must have been the open-top bus reversing back into the garage.


Apparently Wayne Rooney has had a phone call from Harry Potter. He wants his invisible cloak back.


Swine Flu discovered in Italy: 30,000 United fans pig-sick.


Welder needed in Salford: to put the roof back on a double-decker bus.


What does a United fan say to his son after watching The Mighty Reds retain the Champions League? “Turn the Playstation off son, it’s getting late.”


Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European cup final, they must play with two balls so they can have a kick.


For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags – good as new – only been waved for 10 minutes


For Sale: 70,000 Man United Champions League Winners 2009 t-shirts. Contact www.overconfidentb*st*rds.com


A bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks “How much for humiliation?”

The Madam answers “40 Euros”

“What do I get for that?” he asks.

“A Man United shirt”


Apparently all roads now lead out of Rome and back to London, Devon, Dublin, Dorset…


And finally… Manchester City Council have today issued a flood warning due to the masses of City fans p*ssing themselves with laughter.


:happy:
 

adam09

Super Koopa
Watched this on holiday, was a disappointing game, due to the first sucker punch goal. Man Utd pwned Barca to start with but just couldn't be their usual incisive selves and gave away two pretty soft goals (second one especially, they gave the ball away on the half way line and didn't recover).

Iniesta and Xavi are a joy to watch though, but Messi is still so overrated for me. For an apparant "genius", he did little more than what Ronaldo did in last season's final in scoring a great header and little else.
 
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