Brennan Johnson

Goal and assist tonight. The Everton forums seem to love him, and they have had palaces pants down. Glad his found a club that fits for him.
Ha. About that..
I hope Brennan Johnson enjoyed his Everton starting career.
McNeil is better than Brennan Johnson. We’ve been had off
think my nan with a broken leg would look decent after watching brennan johnson
Has to be Grealish and George for the foreseeable future. That Brennan Johnson performance made my eyes itch. Also Garner might have to sit on the bench for Hackney now
That one above hurt, leave Garner alone!
What an impact Jack #Grealish had👏🏾 No more Brennan Johnson please!🚮
That’s what Brennan Johnson couldn’t do all game.. straight bench from today.
Everton are really going to struggle with Brennan Johnson and Barry! What an awful attacking pair they are. They don’t even do the basics! Awful footballers stealing a living
I’ve seen a lot of porn in my time but I’ve never seen anyone pulled off as many times as Brennan Johnson
brennan johnson nowhere near prem level. why did everton sign him
Brennan Johnson coming to a Championship team near you.
That Brennan Johnson is absolute shite. Gutted he's gone off.
Brennan johnson making f***ing luke shaw look good. The same luke shaw who’s overweight, and is taking the next few weeks off for fifa 27
Brennan Johnson fckin sucks lol
Those are the ones I can post.

I don't know how you go from a player that in his first 3 Prem seasons was 8/3, 5/11 and 11/5 for goals/assists to someone that looks like they've never played professional football.

I have the strangest feeling we're going to end up loaning him back in January and he'll find his form again.
 
Yet another player (see Brereton and Burke) that everyone has wanted back over the last few years, and eventually the five stages of relationship breakdown - get to realisation, that he were shite anyway. In living memory only Andy Reid returning has been brilliant and even then he was dogged with injuries and "sick" days
 
Yet another player (see Brereton and Burke) that everyone has wanted back over the last few years, and eventually the five stages of relationship breakdown - get to realisation, that he were shite anyway. In living memory only Andy Reid returning has been brilliant and even then he was dogged with injuries and "sick" days
Harsh on Reidy... it was only 2 weeks!
 
Tyler Walker and (Alf you'll have to help me out here mate?) Ben Osborn was it? osborn was on to a looser anyway as nobody could spell his name right
Tyler will always have that goal against Leeds, for me.

He did well at Lincoln too but sadly just couldn't stay fit.
 
Yet another player (see Brereton and Burke) that everyone has wanted back over the last few years, and eventually the five stages of relationship breakdown - get to realisation, that he were shite anyway. In living memory only Andy Reid returning has been brilliant and even then he was dogged with injuries and "sick" days
I was buzzing when we got Jenas and Prutton back but you realise they aren’t the same player that left. Like you say, not many comeback and perform to the level we remembered. Probably put Des Walker alongside Reid in the ‘worth it’ column. I can’t remember how Dawson did when he returned so he could be another.
 
I was buzzing when we got Jenas and Prutton back but you realise they aren’t the same player that left. Like you say, not many comeback and perform to the level we remembered. Probably put Des Walker alongside Reid in the ‘worth it’ column. I can’t remember how Dawson did when he returned so he could be another.
Dawson wasn't bad but to be fair despite having glandular fever and being slightly below the insane level he was when he first came in, the player that left wasn't far away from the England squad so he was never going to back at that level. That was in the days of Terry, Ferdinand, Campbell, King, Carragher etc too.

Also it must be noted that he was partnered at times with Michael Hefele when he came back which I wouldnt wish on anyone as he makes me look nimble and I'm in my 40s and not played football for at least 6 years.
 
Dawson wasn't bad but to be fair despite having glandular fever and being slightly below the insane level he was when he first came in, the player that left wasn't far away from the England squad so he was never going to back at that level. That was in the days of Terry, Ferdinand, Campbell, King, Carragher etc too.

Also it must be noted that he was partnered at times with Michael Hefele when he came back which I wouldnt wish on anyone as he makes me look nimble and I'm in my 40s and not played football for at least 6 years.
He was very unlucky with that much competition at centre back but like you say, meant his level was sky high when he left.

I forgot all about Hefele, probably for the best!
 
I was buzzing when we got Jenas and Prutton back but you realise they aren’t the same player that left. Like you say, not many comeback and perform to the level we remembered. Probably put Des Walker alongside Reid in the ‘worth it’ column. I can’t remember how Dawson did when he returned so he could be another.
Hodge, and also Birtles from an earlier era.
 
I dont know how many players we have sold and bought again but a list of Birtles, Bowyer, Hodge, Walker, Reid and Dawson isnt too shabby.
 
Yes, and most of those who did come back weren't as good in their second spells. Recently the best exception to that was probably Reid but even then he ended up not played at all by Cotterill and then it wasn't that long until he basically ended up injured. Dawson was fine and brought a lot of experience to the side but likewise struggled with injuries and also not being an automatic choice at that time. I'm not sure how well we can compare Walker because when he came back we were in the championship and before he left we were in the PL, and he was also much older and IIRC had not had a club the season before, but he still played a part in a decent enough side for a couple of years.
 
Tyler Walker and (Alf you'll have to help me out here mate?) Ben Osborn was it? osborn was on to a looser anyway as nobody could spell his name right
I've always said and still stand by it that I'd have definitely had Ben Osborn back. He'd have been a much better backup sub than players like Origi, Bentner, Lingard, etc.

The thing that people don't appreciate is that they they think of players like Ben Osborn coming back as in he's got to be a brilliant Premiership player and start every week, which isn't the case. What I wanted him back for was the fact that he's so versatile and so dependable that in one player you have someone who fills numerous sub/cup positions. So then the rest of the bench can be freed up significantly to have tactical sub positions as opposed to like-for-like sub positions that are just there for cover.

He's past his prime now and I don't think he's up to the job at this standard, but the early years that we were first in the Prem, I'd definitely had Osborne over of the players that we got instead such as Scarpa.
 
Yes, and most of those who did come back weren't as good in their second spells. Recently the best exception to that was probably Reid but even then he ended up not played at all by Cotterill and then it wasn't that long until he basically ended up injured. Dawson was fine and brought a lot of experience to the side but likewise struggled with injuries and also not being an automatic choice at that time. I'm not sure how well we can compare Walker because when he came back we were in the championship and before he left we were in the PL, and he was also much older and IIRC had not had a club the season before, but he still played a part in a decent enough side for a couple of years.
Just to get in before @Eddie Yates , we weren't in the Premier League when Des left.
 
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