Andy Reid Coaching

NFFCMagz

First Team Squad
He couldn't look more Irish in that photo if he was eating a bowl of Lucky Charms while wearing a Guiness hat at the end of a rainbow!

As somebody who is half Irish, I want to express how offended I am at your stereotypical comment. I expect there are a few of us here who are Anglo-Irish but I speak only for myself when I say to you - you English pig - that "Lucky Charms" are/were an American breakfast cereal and we didn't have them in Cork, Dublin or Long Eaton. It was all about white pudding . . . . and I offend myself at the very mention of such a thing,

I am offended by you, myself, white people, black people, gays, fun pubs, the lack of the required "n" in your spelling of a well known Irish stout, straight people, Asian people, Alan Nixon, Morgan Gibbs-WHITE (my God?!), monkey pox, the BBC, vaping, unions, big pharma, Billy Davies, Eugine Dadi, Big Daddy, your Daddy, onion, the commonwealth games and a whole load of other things.

As for Reidy, this is great. Continuity. He's been around this club since he was a kid and I like how Stevie wants him on his team.

GEERINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP, GERRINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP!

WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGE SAY WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGUE!
 

Chappers85

Can't Play Left-Back
As somebody who is half Irish, I want to express how offended I am at your stereotypical comment. I expect there are a few of us here who are Anglo-Irish but I speak only for myself when I say to you - you English pig - that "Lucky Charms" are/were an American breakfast cereal and we didn't have them in Cork, Dublin or Long Eaton. It was all about white pudding . . . . and I offend myself at the very mention of such a thing,

I am offended by you, myself, white people, black people, gays, fun pubs, the lack of the required "n" in your spelling of a well known Irish stout, straight people, Asian people, Alan Nixon, Morgan Gibbs-WHITE (my God?!), monkey pox, the BBC, vaping, unions, big pharma, Billy Davies, Eugine Dadi, Big Daddy, your Daddy, onion, the commonwealth games and a whole load of other things.

As for Reidy, this is great. Continuity. He's been around this club since he was a kid and I like how Stevie wants him on his team.

GEERINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP, GERRINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP!

WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGE SAY WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGUE!
Apologies. I'll try and find some time this morning to contemplate my prejudicial and stereotypical comments. Although I do have a lot on this morning as I will be: drinking tea; eating crumpets; complaining about the weather; finding a good queue to stand in; apologising when someone bumps into me; and wistfully mourning the loss of The Empire while listening to God Save the Queen (standing of course).

P.S. Just because Reidy looks like a fat leprechaun that's hungover after St Paddy's Day in that photo, it doesn't mean I don't love the man!

P.P.S. Genuinely mortified I misspelled Guinness!
 

weejockmcplop

Youth Team
As somebody who is half Irish, I want to express how offended I am at your stereotypical comment. I expect there are a few of us here who are Anglo-Irish but I speak only for myself when I say to you - you English pig - that "Lucky Charms" are/were an American breakfast cereal and we didn't have them in Cork, Dublin or Long Eaton. It was all about white pudding . . . . and I offend myself at the very mention of such a thing,

I am offended by you, myself, white people, black people, gays, fun pubs, the lack of the required "n" in your spelling of a well known Irish stout, straight people, Asian people, Alan Nixon, Morgan Gibbs-WHITE (my God?!), monkey pox, the BBC, vaping, unions, big pharma, Billy Davies, Eugine Dadi, Big Daddy, your Daddy, onion, the commonwealth games and a whole load of other things.

As for Reidy, this is great. Continuity. He's been around this club since he was a kid and I like how Stevie wants him on his team.

GEERINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP, GERRINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP!

WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGE SAY WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGUE!
Everyone's going to be furious when you get back to the end of the rainbow and tell them about this.
 

Jah

Jack Armstrong
As somebody who is half Irish, I want to express how offended I am at your stereotypical comment. I expect there are a few of us here who are Anglo-Irish but I speak only for myself when I say to you - you English pig - that "Lucky Charms" are/were an American breakfast cereal and we didn't have them in Cork, Dublin or Long Eaton. It was all about white pudding . . . . and I offend myself at the very mention of such a thing,

I am offended by you, myself, white people, black people, gays, fun pubs, the lack of the required "n" in your spelling of a well known Irish stout, straight people, Asian people, Alan Nixon, Morgan Gibbs-WHITE (my God?!), monkey pox, the BBC, vaping, unions, big pharma, Billy Davies, Eugine Dadi, Big Daddy, your Daddy, onion, the commonwealth games and a whole load of other things.

As for Reidy, this is great. Continuity. He's been around this club since he was a kid and I like how Stevie wants him on his team.

GEERINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP, GERRINTO'UM, FUGGEMUP!

WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGE SAY WE ARE BWEMYER LEAGUE!
Wow, someone's got a lot less bacon than cabbage
 

NFFCMagz

First Team Squad
Apologies. I'll try and find some time this morning to contemplate my prejudicial and stereotypical comments. Although I do have a lot on this morning as I will be: drinking tea; eating crumpets; complaining about the weather; finding a good queue to stand in; apologising when someone bumps into me; and wistfully mourning the loss of The Empire while listening to God Save the Queen (standing of course).

P.S. Just because Reidy looks like a fat leprechaun that's hungover after St Paddy's Day in that photo, it doesn't mean I don't love the man!

P.P.S. Genuinely mortified I misspelled Guinness!

It's alright mate, I'm only half Irish when it suits.

I apologise for calling you out in such a way. I think most people took it in the non-serious way it was intended, although I note that somebody didn't.

Thing is, I was feeling euphoric. It was early in the morning and I'd just got home leathered from a night on the larrup - and I'd managed to do so without soiling myself! - and, talking of crumpet and Queens/Queening, a filthy lasses number who I'm guaranteed to get my end away with this weekend,

And the fact I felt like a schoolboy thinking about football for the first time in many, many years. Excited that we're back at the top table, excited for the game today in the Bwemyer League. We're back. Today we're back properly, for real, and it feels great. I love that Reidy has been promoted to the first team coaching staff. Continuity, as I say. He's one of my favourite players from all the years of shit and heartache. The fact he had to leave is pure NFFC for the last 23 years. In an alternative universe, he never had to go. He came through the youth ranks and spent his whole career playing for us at the top level and there are a few others I think about like that too. Jenas, Williams, Prutton (maybe), The Chilean yoth perhaps, Matty Cash and a few others besides. I'm filled with joy that the likes of Joe, Brennan and Yatesy haven't gone the same way because they absolutely would have had we not achieved what we did under Stevie.

Anyway, enjoy today, all of you. I'm off to do a bit of housework and to get the lube warmed up.
 
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